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Two-smoke

4.91/5 (23)

AVE-ism for “two-stroke”, as in a “two-smoke infernal combustion engine”.
Likely named for the smoky exhaust two-stroke gas engines tend to make.

Submitted by: Xterra

Author Jazz HandsPosted on July 22, 2019Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on Two-smoke

cock-stiff

4.93/5 (14)

Adjective used to describe particularly-seized farsteners or mechanical devices, such as rusted-on nuts or an engine starved of lubrication.

Submitted by: Xterra

Author Jazz HandsPosted on July 10, 2019Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on cock-stiff

Gutentight

4.95/5 (22)

German torque specification.

Submitted by: Noah

Author Jazz HandsPosted on July 5, 2019July 5, 2019Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on Gutentight

Satisfactin’

4.54/5 (13)

Satisfying

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on Satisfactin’

Loose in the hips

4.71/5 (7)

Not tight Able to move when not intended

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on Loose in the hips

Tea bag

5/5 (11)

Too bad For example “Not tea bag”

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories adjective2 Comments on Tea bag

Coal fired

3.8/5 (5)

Strong Skookum

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories adjective2 Comments on Coal fired

Hard as a coffin nail

4.93/5 (29)

Very hard

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on Hard as a coffin nail

Tallest rocket on the launch pad

3.6/5 (5)

Smartest kid in the room Most able Sharpest bowling ball in the shed

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories adjective1 Comment on Tallest rocket on the launch pad

Rattle factor

5/5 (5)

The quality of workmanship or manufacture Skookum

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on Rattle factor

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