A
- A loose wing nut on the steering wheel
- Adjustamente
- Aluminimum
- Aluminium
- America’s favorite libation
- America’s Hat
- Ancillary Entitlements
- Angle of the Dangle
- Angry pixie physical containment device
- angry pixie receptacle
- Angry Pixies
- Annum
- Apprentice Marks
- Armstrong
- Art Bin
- Ass Load
- Astroglide
- Audiofool
- Audiofools
B
- Baby Doll
- Backyardigans
- Ball-parker
- Barking Spiders
- Basal Platten
- Bateria
- Batterlation
- beer
- Belt-and-Suspenders
- Bendy
- Better Three Quarters
- Betwixt
- Big Bertha
- Big Rock Candy Mountain (in the Sky)
- Big Shitty
- Bird Dog
- Bitch Mittens
- Bits ‘n Pickles
- Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker
- Blob on board
- Blonde Cunt Hair
- Blonde One
- Blows
- Blueberry
- Bob’s Your Aunty
- BOLTR
- Bonus Nachos
- Booby Jizzler
- Borsh
- Bottom Side Topwise
- Bouton
- Brain box
- Brain wave
- British Columbia
- Buck Off
- Buddy GNU
- Bull cook
- Bumble Fuck
- Bumblefuckery
- Buna-N
- Buna-N Condom
- Burninator
- Buzzwiper simulated rice wine beverage
C
- Cadillac of automobiles
- Cambodian Tire
- Canaderp
- Canadian Peso
- Canadian pesos
- Canuck
- Canuckistan Kopeck
- Carbon foam
- Cattywampus
- Cheddah
- Cheese-grade
- Chickadee
- China
- Chinada
- Chinesium
- Chinesium/Chineeseium
- Chinglish
- Chintzy
- Chintzy (Chin-see)
- Chooch
- Chooch Factor
- Choocher
- Chowdered
- Chris
- Clapped-Out
- Click !
- Clipboard warriors
- Coal fired
- COB
- cock-stiff
- Cold as a whore’s heart
- Comptroller
- Con Carne
- Confuser
- Corn Growers Association of America
- Corntact
- Crapacitor
- Crapped-Out
- Crappy Tire
- Crapsman
- Craptacular
- Cromulated
- Cromulent
- Cromulicity
- Crusty
- Cryobi
- Cuntstain Targlide – Tungsten Carbide
D
- Dancing Pixies
- De-Chooch
- Dead Nuts
- DeFault
- Deflummox-cised
- DeWilt
- Diaper cream
- Dick beaters
- Dihydrogen Monoxide
- Dilly of a pickle
- Dinosaur squeezings
- Do-Re-Mi
- Doctoral thesis
- Dodgery
- Doll hairs
- Doobly-Doo
- Douche Flute
- Dry as a Popcorn Fart
- Dunderheaded
- Dungarees
- Dungarees Frankenstein
- Dungarees Science
E
F
- Fabricobble
- Fabricobler
- Fajita Grinder
- Family maintenance checks
- Family planning in a can
- Fap-off
- Farmer Wrench
- Fart Smeller
- Fat fuck in the pantsuit
- Favorite contemporary poet
- Festering Stool
- Fetch
- Fick Dich!
- Fingered
- First time tight, second time alright
- Flea Bay
- Flesh Cutter
- Fluffery
- Fluke
- Fluore Scent Oil
- Focus you fack!
- Fonzarelli Routine
- For Frog Snacks
- For Tom Sachs
- Foreplay
- Foreskin
- Frabricobble
- Frame you fack!
- Frankenstein
- Free ninety nine
- Freedom bucks
- Freedom Dollars
- Freedom Seeds
- Freedom units
- Fruke
- Fuck-it bucket
- Fuckery
- Fudge Factor
- Full Pull
G
H
- Hack
- Hack-a-ma-saw
- Half a bee’s dick
- Hand fist
- Hand job
- Hangulation
- Hard as a coffin nail
- Hazard Fart
- Hazard Fraught
- Healing bench
- High fructose cornsyrup and red dye number five
- Hive mind
- Home Despot
- Home gamer
- Homeless Death Spot
- Homeless Deathspot
- Hoo haa
- Hoo haa rattler
- Hoo-haa rattler
- Hooped
- Horrible Freight
- Horror Fright
- Hot dog down a hallway
- Hot metal glue gun
- Hot Snot
- Hot supper
- HPHT
- Hung Low Charlie
- Hunt and pecker routine
I
J
K
L
M
- Make your dingus fall off
- Makin’ Chips
- Many ways to fricassee a cat
- Mao’s Dollarama
- Marketing Wank
- Marzel Vanes
- Masochist
- Mass of the Ass
- Mastercrap
- Meathook Abortion
- Metric fanboys
- Metric shit-ton
- Milfucky
- Miller Muscle
- Milsucky
- Milwaukee
- Milwaukee Workshop
- Mo’ Powah
- Molly
- Molybdenum disulfide
- Muskick
- My Favorite Libation
N
P
- Pan of ice
- Panasuckit
- Peek under the skirts
- Percussive Maintenance
- Persuader
- Pissin’ with the cock you got
- Pissy
- Pistoné
- Pixie
- Pixie wrangler
- Pixies
- Plumber for ones and zeros
- Plumber’s Faucet Knurler
- Pokey Bit
- Pokey Bit Receptacle
- Powder Actuated Pew Pew
- Predator Vision
- Prefamulated
- Princess Auto
- Procrasturbation
- Pronounced with a Spanish accent
- Pug fuggly
R
S
- Safety McGlasses
- Safety M’Glarses
- Safety squints
- Safety squints
- Samasuckit
- Samasung
- Sasaktchewan Socket Wrench
- Saskatchewan Loctite
- Satisfactin’
- Scandihoovian
- Schmoo
- Scienticians
- She who must be obeyed
- Shenzhen
- Sherlock Holmes routine
- shit bucket
- Shit the Bed
- Shmoo/Schmoo
- Shop Rat
- Short story long and curly
- Sili con carne
- Silly Con [Carne]
- Skookem/Skookum (skew-come)
- skookum as Frigg
- Skookumify
- Smack and Check Her
- Sodding Iron
- Son of a Diddly
- Sore Dick Deal
- Spearamints
- Spinamathingin
- Springamathing
- Springin Sproingin
- Springin Sproingin
- Sprung a Leak
- State of Cancer
- Stiction
- Stiff as a wedding prick
- Stone-Flinger
- Stove pipe
- Stuper glue
- Stupervisor
- Submit Rating
- Summer teeth
- Swedish Nut Lathe
- Swing Press
T
- Tabernacle
- Tallest rocket on the launch pad
- Tap water
- Tappy Tap Tap
- Tea bag
- Thaitanium
- The Bigger the Gob, the better the Job
- The cock for dolly
- The frozen shit-hole of Hoth
- The usual suspects
- Theft Deterrent
- Thou
- Threaded carpenter’s nail
- Thumb detecting nut fucker
- Thumb Detector
- Tighter than a dick’s hat-band
- Time!
- Tits and Pickles
- Titterpated
- Titty Bit
- To kill you shots
- Tombstony
- toungetagulation
- Tree Carcass
- Triple Nickel
- Triple nickle timer
- Turd Herder
- Turgid
- Turn ’till you hear CRACK, then, back a quarter turn
- Two-smoke
- T’internets