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Vise
A fixture for holding one’s dick.
Submitted by: Chance C
Pixie Choreography Department
Circuit board
Submitted by: Coltom
Wedding
Welding pronounced with a silent L like soddering vs soldering.
Submitted by: Adam B
Woodpecker lips
Extremely hard material or difficult to cut or modify
Submitted by: Dustin Glowa
Keep your Richard in a bad habit
The – *ahem* – Chickadee (child) friendly version of his usual sign-off phrase: “Keep your dick in a vise”
Submitted by: Chreutz
looky-loos
a person/persons who comes or stops to look at something out of curiosity, especially when such attention is unwelcome.
Submitted by: Ollie
Flat as a pannekoeken
Very flat – as flat as a pancake (pannenkoek is Dutch for pancake).
Submitted by: Robin Kok
Safety squints engaged, and yer mother on speed dial
The 2 things you should always have before doing something dangerous
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
Burn your mother’s hausenda down
Burn your mother’s house down, usually said when something is a fire hazard
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
Dead tree carcass
Wood, mostly handled by car painters
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254