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Steel erection
Crane
Submitted by: William Sikkema
China Export Mark (CE)
Also known as the CE mark. As stated in:
BOLTR: UNI-T Clamp-On Multimeter:
“But it does have the China Export mark which I’m sure you are aware negates all other markings”.
Submitted by: boganis
Family planning in a can
Brake cleaner
Makes yer dingus fall off.
Submitted by: chris tilson
Western European Throat Disease
The Dutch language.
Submitted by: Oaktooth
Dear John
John Deere
Submitted by: sgt0pimienta
“The beaver went at it with a dull apprentice”
Appearance; beaten up and scratched to FRIG. Looks good from afar but far from good. Typically in reference to surface scratches, injection mould tooling marks, etc.
A phrasial spoonerism of “the apprentice went at it with a dull beaver”
See also: Apprentice Marks, Dull Beaver
Submitted by: Conor Brady
Fuck the next guy
To fuckify a project to the point of making it extremely difficult for the next person to work on it.
Submitted by: Chris Hartsil
McMaster-Carp
The company McMaster-Carr.
Submitted by: Ollie
Weak Winch…Nudge Nudge
Play on Monte Python” Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge” Weak Winch Nudge Nudge means getting out to push your off road vehicle when you are so stuck …that your winch can’t pull you out (or your rig doesn’t have a winch). So… you get out and push. Nudge nudge also includes: flattening tires, injecting gasoline into the flat tires and lighting it to reinflate them, digging craters around tires, felling trees for leverage and asking, why didn’t we ride horses into the mountains like our fore-mothers? That’s what our country needs, more Matriotism, God Bless our Mothers!
Submitted by: Math Mugwunp
Dull Beaver
A dull end mill
Submitted by: Kai Barber