Built-in feature of most Makita tools. i.e., their teal color.
Submitted by: Scuba
Lung Dart
Cigarette
Submitted by: Carnitas
Turd Herder
Also known as a plumber.
Submitted by: Corey Davis
Bonus Nachos
An unexpected bonus feature
Submitted by: Corey Davis
Molly
Molybdenum disulfide
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
First time tight, second time alright
When you measured wrong but claim it as a feature. Also with its connotations of sexual innuendo.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
Samasuckit
Samsung.
When Samsung has produced a poor product it’s made by Samasuckit.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
Time!
When you feel very proud of yourself for opening some packaging with the most amount of damage in the least amount of time.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
JFM
Just Fuckin Magic.
When you don’t know, or you do but can’t be bothered to explain how something works.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
Douche Flute
A vape pen or vape device.
California Proposition 65: The aforementioned product contains chemicals that may cause cancer, birth defects, or reproductive harm.
Submitted by: Corey Davis