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Weak Winch…Nudge Nudge
Play on Monte Python” Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge” Weak Winch Nudge Nudge means getting out to push your off road vehicle when you are so stuck …that your winch can’t pull you out (or your rig doesn’t have a winch). So… you get out and push. Nudge nudge also includes: flattening tires, injecting gasoline into the flat tires and lighting it to reinflate them, digging craters around tires, felling trees for leverage and asking, why didn’t we ride horses into the mountains like our fore-mothers? That’s what our country needs, more Matriotism, God Bless our Mothers!
Submitted by: Math Mugwunp
Dull Beaver
A dull end mill
Submitted by: Kai Barber
Dirty Bastages
Another word for “Fuckin Fucks” or “Fuckin Goofs”
Submitted by: Rusty
Tighter then dicks hatband
An example of something fitting extremely tight. Much like the condom carried in wallets of young bucks throughout the land with such hope and anticipation. (Act like a pro, even though you really have no idea what you are doing)
Submitted by: Randy Lahey
PotatoVision
Video Camera
Submitted by: Ada Dimasalang
Maynard
malapropism for Maillard, a chemical reaction between amino acids and reducing sugars. The brown on a seared steak is a result of a Maillard reaction. (from Stoemp and Filet)
Submitted by: Paul Schroeter
Beer Holder
Beholder – observer e.g. "in the eye of the Beer Holder"
Submitted by: Jim Hartmann
Sharts
Dark, dirty, dastardly tricks for tight spots.
Submitted by: Matt Daly
Snap-On Rape Wagon
That one truck where even shop towels could cost an arm and a dick.
Submitted by: Jack Davis
Don’t stick your fingie where you don’t stick your dinkie.
*Kinda self-explanatory… “Don’t stick your finger where you won’t stick your dick.”
Submitted by: Andre