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Dirty Bastages
Another word for “Fuckin Fucks” or “Fuckin Goofs”
Submitted by: Rusty
Tighter then dicks hatband
An example of something fitting extremely tight. Much like the condom carried in wallets of young bucks throughout the land with such hope and anticipation. (Act like a pro, even though you really have no idea what you are doing)
Submitted by: Randy Lahey
PotatoVision
Video Camera
Submitted by: Ada Dimasalang
Maynard
malapropism for Maillard, a chemical reaction between amino acids and reducing sugars. The brown on a seared steak is a result of a Maillard reaction. (from Stoemp and Filet)
Submitted by: Paul Schroeter
Beer Holder
Beholder – observer e.g. "in the eye of the Beer Holder"
Submitted by: Jim Hartmann
Sharts
Dark, dirty, dastardly tricks for tight spots.
Submitted by: Matt Daly
Snap-On Rape Wagon
That one truck where even shop towels could cost an arm and a dick.
Submitted by: Jack Davis
Don’t stick your fingie where you don’t stick your dinkie.
*Kinda self-explanatory… “Don’t stick your finger where you won’t stick your dick.”
Submitted by: Andre
Gack Drawer
Miscellaneous or leftover pieces and parts from previous jobs
Submitted by: Matt Daly
Budget Troll
Wife. Spouse.
Submitted by: yoopersteeze