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Chief Engineer
The largest fuck off hammer in the shop
Submitted by: Marco
Demon Pixies
Electricity, when you get shocked.- dont let the demon pixies out
Submitted by: not your mother
Red Nile
AvElish for NileRed, a popular chemistry YouTuber known for making explosive compounds, turning seemingly unrelated chemicals into each other (gloves to grape flavoring), and well produced explanations of the processes involved.
Submitted by: Ethan
McMaster-Bate
To wantonly browse the McMaster-Carr catalog, often in the privacy of your shop.
Submitted by: Sam Theis
The most ergonomic handle
The one you got built right in
Submitted by: Konrik
Heaa
Used to indicate a place, usually a cornection or any something-something.
AvE installing a spring:
“We put this in heaa… *Pleng* You son of a diddly!!!”
Submitted by: jimmytvf
Dickered
Ruined, destroyed, fucked
I fixed this tool until it was broken and now it's right dickered.
Submitted by: Zachary
Zoh
Used when demonstrating a process.
We'll just jumper these two wires like zoh.
Submitted by: Zach
Cockwise
Corresponding to the way in which the hands of a clock move around.
"a clockwise direction"
Submitted by: Zach
Ladies Auxiliary
An association of women, usually the wives of men in a fraternal organization.
Submitted by: Bobby