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Little Chickadee

5/5 (2)

AvE’s daughter. Abbreviated to chickadee. (Also: chicken)

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories proper nounLeave a comment on Little Chickadee

Lil’ Screwy

5/5 (2)

The name AvE gave his “100 ton screw press. See also: μ-Screwy.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories proper nounLeave a comment on Lil’ Screwy

Mao’s Dollarama

5/5 (11)

Any retailer of cheap Chinesium garbage. From Mao Zedong, Chinese communist revolutionary, and Dollarama, a Canadian dollar store chain. Also: Chinada.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories proper nounLeave a comment on Mao’s Dollarama

Hazard Fraught

4.87/5 (45)

Harbor Freight, purveyor of cheap tools. Synonyms: Horror Fright, Horrible Freight, Hazard Fraud, etc.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories proper nounLeave a comment on Hazard Fraught

Hoo-haa rattler

4.93/5 (14)

A vibrator. Referring to the fact that the object at hand could be used as a female pleasuring device.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories proper nounLeave a comment on Hoo-haa rattler

Flea Bay

4.57/5 (7)

1. eBay, source of all manner of toys, from rare skookum choochers to chintzy, chinesium garbage.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories proper nounLeave a comment on Flea Bay

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