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Son of a Diddly

4.85/5 (13)

Euphemistic variant of “Son of a Bitch popularized if not created by The Simpsons’ Ned Flanders [Non-AvE word.]

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Sprung a Leak

4.6/5 (5)

Cut oneself; ‘draw’ blood

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Queso

5/5 (3)

Abbreviation of “okay, so. From Spanish, “cheese. See also; “Con Carne.

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Shit the Bed

4.78/5 (9)

Ceased to function, with the result of making a mess. [Non-AvE word.]

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Let the [Magic] Smoke Out

5/5 (13)

Physical failure of a part, usually a circuit component. Comes from the tongue-in-cheek explanation that all electronic chips run on magic smoke trapped inside — and naturally when you see any magic smoke escape, the chip is dead. [Non-AvE word.]

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Makin’ Chips

5/5 (3)

A term for machining, sarcastically implying chips are the goal. Comes from the cutting off of metal chips in machining. [Non-AvE word.]

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Con Carne

4/5 (5)

1. A meaningless phrase added to the end of “Queso. 2. As part of “Silly Con Carne. Sili-con-carne is used as slang for silicone. [Non-AvE word, from Spanish, literally “with meat.]

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Bits ‘n Pickles

5/5 (2)

Variant of the usual phrase, “shits ‘n giggles.”

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