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Stiff as a wedding prick

4.69/5 (13)

Rigid, immovable, seized for better or worse. In reference to the erection a man might have post his wedding in anticipation of consummating his marriage that evening.

Submitted by: Darcy

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 20, 2019Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on Stiff as a wedding prick

For Frog Snacks

4.89/5 (19)

For fuck's sake

Submitted by: CCF

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 24, 2019Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on For Frog Snacks

No es bueno

4.6/5 (10)

“Not good” in spanish

Submitted by: jimmytvf

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 29, 2019Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on No es bueno

Turn ’till you hear CRACK, then, back a quarter turn

4.58/5 (24)

Screw tightly

Submitted by: jimmytvf

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 29, 2019Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on Turn ’till you hear CRACK, then, back a quarter turn

Release the schmoo!!

5/5 (28)

Expression used when a liquid chamber, or container is opened, letting out all the liquid that's inside of it.

Submitted by: jimmytvf

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 29, 2019Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on Release the schmoo!!

NYAAAAH!!!… *click*

4.93/5 (29)

Simulation of a torque wrench, tightening the bolt or nut to the maximum strength your arms can do

Submitted by: jimmytvf

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 29, 2019Categories Expression1 Comment on NYAAAAH!!!… *click*

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