Weak Winch…Nudge Nudge

5/5 (1)

Play on Monte Python” Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge” Weak Winch Nudge Nudge means getting out to push your off road vehicle when you are so stuck …that your winch can’t pull you out (or your rig doesn’t have a winch). So… you get out and push. Nudge nudge also includes: flattening tires, injecting gasoline into the flat tires and lighting it to reinflate them, digging craters around tires, felling trees for leverage and asking, why didn’t we ride horses into the mountains like our fore-mothers? That’s what our country needs, more Matriotism, God Bless our Mothers!

Submitted by: Math Mugwunp

Keep yer dick in a vise

4.92/5 (24)

A variation on RedGreen’s tagline,“Keep your stick on the ice.”, this un-complimentary close is also an double entendre. Having a penchant for perversion, along with a better than average understanding of where the pixies went and what kind of shoes they were wearing; AvE pays homage to the dooblie-do with an admonishment for nay-sayers to “keep your dickin’ advice.”

Submitted by: Christopher