Category: Expression

arse over tit = head over heals, fall, upside down

Submitted by: airgunnut

irish spanner = hammer

Submitted by: airgunnut

Brute Force & Fuckin’ Ignorance Technique- Pretty much self-explanatory way to approach problem solving.

Submitted by: LemonHead

Legal tender
Currency
Money

Submitted by: Jed

Tight

Submitted by: Redfour5

Someone who has illegally immigrated from Canaderp to the USA. A play on 'wet back' which refers to an illegal that has swam to the US on the southern border.

Submitted by: unfocused-fack

Refers to an old mock warning sign in germna/english from computer rooms in the age of mainframes.

“ACHTUNG!
ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS!
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.”

It has it’s own wikipediapage: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinkenlights

Submitted by: Esben

The wife does not ask me why we are so into S&M. She sleeps and I masturbate.

Submitted by: Yari

Tighter than a preachers dick in a calves ass

Submitted by: Blazing Saddles

The sound a person emits while wrenching on a seized farstner. Usually a growl while gritting teeth.

“Bobby gave that nut a growl grunch because last time those threads seen daylight was in Detroit about 45 years ago.”

Submitted by: Andrew K