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PHD

An AvE abbreviation for something a lot of us possess, a post hole digger

Submitted by: Notsui

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 9, 2021January 10, 2021Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on PHD

Carefuling

5/5 (9)

Being careful. Said while doing something questionable and precarious.

Submitted by: Bejus

Author Jazz HandsPosted on September 23, 2020September 23, 2020Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on Carefuling

Private Dancer

4.8/5 (5)

Someone who does something they might not want to, or may have otherwise said they wont do… purely for the money.

“Fellas were asking, can you have a look at the batteries? Fuck you, I aint doing what you ask. But of course, I’m a private dancer for the patreons… you know.”

Submitted by: Travis

Author Jazz HandsPosted on September 16, 2020September 16, 2020Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on Private Dancer

Don’t mind if I don’t

5/5 (4)

A play on “Don’t mind if I do,” but with the opposite meaning.

Similar phrases include: “Hell, Fuck no,” “No fuckin’ way,” and “You, sir, can go fuck yer hat,” among others.

Submitted by: Aber Egal

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 28, 2020August 28, 2020Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on Don’t mind if I don’t

Cunt hair (Australian vs North American usage)

4.5/5 (8)

In “Grinder Porn” regarding the DeWalt FlexVolt grinder. Uncle Bumblefuck distingquishes his use of the term as an important distinction, noting how offensive the North American usage is to his wife.

Australian usage https://outbackdictionary.com/cunt/

Submitted by: Karl Milhon

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 11, 2020August 11, 2020Categories Expression2 Comments on Cunt hair (Australian vs North American usage)

Christ Was a Cowboy

5/5 (4)

A time in the past, usually a long time ago.

Submitted by: SpudRatchet

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 9, 2020Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on Christ Was a Cowboy

The heat of the meat is proportional to the angle of the dangle

5/5 (13)

The thermal energy derived from mechanical energy by dynamic friction increases with the relative direction between two opposing materials

Submitted by: muh1h1

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 9, 2020Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on The heat of the meat is proportional to the angle of the dangle

Holy Water

5/5 (2)

Currently unidentified liquid

Submitted by: wiscii

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 9, 2020June 9, 2020Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on Holy Water

eeeeeeeeeclick!

2.63/5 (16)

As twight as humanly possible.

Submitted by: Nagaraj

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 9, 2020April 9, 2020Categories Expression1 Comment on eeeeeeeeeclick!

Cheddah

5/5 (5)

Used to convey a sense of accomplishment, similar to “Tada!” or “Voila!” for the Frenchies

Submitted by: GeeBee

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 13, 2020Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on Cheddah

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