Uncle Bumblefuck is admitting he’s not a very good welder. Although I think the weld doesn’t have to be pretty, as long as its doing its job holding 2 metals together, then everything is fine.
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
Category: Expression
Atodaso
Short for I told you so
Submitted by: John
What in the fucksnakes
Expression of surprise, variation of “what the fuck?”
Submitted by: Moose Lavigne
Keep yer dick in a vise
A variation on RedGreen’s tagline,“Keep your stick on the ice.”, this un-complimentary close is also an double entendre. Having a penchant for perversion, along with a better than average understanding of where the pixies went and what kind of shoes they were wearing; AvE pays homage to the dooblie-do with an admonishment for nay-sayers to “keep your dickin’ advice.”
Submitted by: Christopher
PHD
An AvE abbreviation for something a lot of us possess, a post hole digger
Submitted by: Notsui
Carefuling
Being careful. Said while doing something questionable and precarious.
Submitted by: Bejus
Private Dancer
Someone who does something they might not want to, or may have otherwise said they wont do… purely for the money.
“Fellas were asking, can you have a look at the batteries? Fuck you, I aint doing what you ask. But of course, I’m a private dancer for the patreons… you know.”
Submitted by: Travis
Don’t mind if I don’t
A play on “Don’t mind if I do,” but with the opposite meaning.
Similar phrases include: “Hell, Fuck no,” “No fuckin’ way,” and “You, sir, can go fuck yer hat,” among others.
Submitted by: Aber Egal
Cunt hair (Australian vs North American usage)
In “Grinder Porn” regarding the DeWalt FlexVolt grinder. Uncle Bumblefuck distingquishes his use of the term as an important distinction, noting how offensive the North American usage is to his wife.
Australian usage https://outbackdictionary.com/cunt/
Submitted by: Karl Milhon
Christ Was a Cowboy
A time in the past, usually a long time ago.
Submitted by: SpudRatchet