Being careful. Said while doing something questionable and precarious.
Submitted by: Bejus
Category: Expression
Private Dancer
Someone who does something they might not want to, or may have otherwise said they wont do… purely for the money.
“Fellas were asking, can you have a look at the batteries? Fuck you, I aint doing what you ask. But of course, I’m a private dancer for the patreons… you know.”
Submitted by: Travis
Don’t mind if I don’t
A play on “Don’t mind if I do,” but with the opposite meaning.
Similar phrases include: “Hell, Fuck no,” “No fuckin’ way,” and “You, sir, can go fuck yer hat,” among others.
Submitted by: Aber Egal
Cunt hair (Australian vs North American usage)
In “Grinder Porn” regarding the DeWalt FlexVolt grinder. Uncle Bumblefuck distingquishes his use of the term as an important distinction, noting how offensive the North American usage is to his wife.
Australian usage https://outbackdictionary.com/cunt/
Submitted by: Karl Milhon
Christ Was a Cowboy
A time in the past, usually a long time ago.
Submitted by: SpudRatchet
The heat of the meat is proportional to the angle of the dangle
The thermal energy derived from mechanical energy by dynamic friction increases with the relative direction between two opposing materials
Submitted by: muh1h1
Holy Water
Currently unidentified liquid
Submitted by: wiscii
eeeeeeeeeclick!
As twight as humanly possible.
Submitted by: Nagaraj
Cheddah
Used to convey a sense of accomplishment, similar to “Tada!” or “Voila!” for the Frenchies
Submitted by: GeeBee
Tappy Tap Tap
Used when starting to separate two parts with a swing press. Either gently, or not.
Submitted by: GeeBee