Category: Expression

4.9/5 (10)

Refers to an old mock warning sign in germna/english from computer rooms in the age of mainframes.

“ACHTUNG!
ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS!
DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN.
IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.”

It has it’s own wikipediapage: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinkenlights

Submitted by: Esben

5/5 (11)

The wife does not ask me why we are so into S&M. She sleeps and I masturbate.

Submitted by: Yari

2.38/5 (8)

Tighter than a preachers dick in a calves ass

Submitted by: Blazing Saddles

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The sound a person emits while wrenching on a seized farstner. Usually a growl while gritting teeth.

“Bobby gave that nut a growl grunch because last time those threads seen daylight was in Detroit about 45 years ago.”

Submitted by: Andrew K

4.88/5 (8)

copper dust

Submitted by: lemat369

5/5 (7)

Happening right away. Immediately

Submitted by: Geane

5/5 (3)

meaning: someone whose organisational skills are well above average.

Usage: “As far as Project Managers go – she’s got her shit in one sock.”

Submitted by: Gadget

4.8/5 (5)

Used to indicate a place, usually a cornection or any something-something.

AvE installing a spring:
“We put this in heaa… *Pleng* You son of a diddly!!!”

Submitted by: jimmytvf

4.9/5 (10)

Used when demonstrating a process.

We'll just jumper these two wires like zoh.

Submitted by: Zach

4.7/5 (10)

"… that's fuck all on a big ship!"

Meaning that whatever was just measured was small in comparison to the other forces or overall concepts involved.

Submitted by: NotAPreppie