The wife does not ask me why we are so into S&M. She sleeps and I masturbate.
Submitted by: Yari
Category: Expression
Very Tight
Tighter than a preachers dick in a calves ass
Submitted by: Blazing Saddles
Growl Grunch
The sound a person emits while wrenching on a seized farstner. Usually a growl while gritting teeth.
“Bobby gave that nut a growl grunch because last time those threads seen daylight was in Detroit about 45 years ago.”
Submitted by: Andrew K
man-glitter
copper dust
Submitted by: lemat369
Right off the hop
Happening right away. Immediately
Submitted by: Geane
Shit in one sock
meaning: someone whose organisational skills are well above average.
Usage: “As far as Project Managers go – she’s got her shit in one sock.”
Submitted by: Gadget
Heaa
Used to indicate a place, usually a cornection or any something-something.
AvE installing a spring:
“We put this in heaa… *Pleng* You son of a diddly!!!”
Submitted by: jimmytvf
Zoh
Used when demonstrating a process.
We'll just jumper these two wires like zoh.
Submitted by: Zach
Fuck All on a Big Ship
"… that's fuck all on a big ship!"
Meaning that whatever was just measured was small in comparison to the other forces or overall concepts involved.
Submitted by: NotAPreppie
Weak Winch…Nudge Nudge
Play on Monte Python” Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge” Weak Winch Nudge Nudge means getting out to push your off road vehicle when you are so stuck …that your winch can’t pull you out (or your rig doesn’t have a winch). So… you get out and push. Nudge nudge also includes: flattening tires, injecting gasoline into the flat tires and lighting it to reinflate them, digging craters around tires, felling trees for leverage and asking, why didn’t we ride horses into the mountains like our fore-mothers? That’s what our country needs, more Matriotism, God Bless our Mothers!
Submitted by: Math Mugwunp