Keep yer dick in a vise

4.89/5 (19)

A variation on RedGreen’s tagline,“Keep your stick on the ice.”, this un-complimentary close is also an double entendre. Having a penchant for perversion, along with a better than average understanding of where the pixies went and what kind of shoes they were wearing; AvE pays homage to the dooblie-do with an admonishment for nay-sayers to “keep your dickin’ advice.”

Submitted by: Christopher