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kachunk-kachunk machine

4.57/5 (7)

die cutter / press cutter

Submitted by: hsoma

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 6, 2020December 7, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on kachunk-kachunk machine

Dolphin Slayer

4.82/5 (11)

Plastic pack rings – known in the industry as hi-cones or yokes – are connected plastic rings used to hold together multi-packs of canned drinks, particularly beers.

Submitted by: Gleb

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 5, 2020December 7, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Dolphin Slayer

Chinglish

4.92/5 (24)

The language that instruction manuals are commonly printed in while being adorned with various cancer warnings and stick figures cutting their dicks off due to misuses and failure to mail in the factory warranty card.

Submitted by: Randy Lahey

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 25, 2020November 25, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Chinglish

Two hundred pound gorilla

4.93/5 (27)

The operator of any tool.

Submitted by: Alfred Bester

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 18, 2020November 19, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Two hundred pound gorilla

Girth fake

3/5 (2)

Pixie powered nut fucker from hardly great tools. The purveyor of chinesium such as shitsburgh, drill bastard and shitcago electric.

Submitted by: Randy Lahey

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 18, 2020May 3, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Girth fake

Girth fake

1/5 (1)

Pixie powered nut fucker from hardly great tools. The purveyor of chinesium such as shitsburgh, drill bastard and

Submitted by: Randy Lahey

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 18, 2020May 3, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Girth fake

Girth fake

4.5/5 (10)
Pixie powered nut fucker from hardly great tools. The purveyor of chinesium such as shitsburgh, drill bastard and shitcago electric.

Submitted by: Randy Lahey

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 18, 2020November 18, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Girth fake

Hardly great tools

3.5/5 (4)

Dealer of 100% grade a chinesium.

Submitted by: Randy Lahey

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 17, 2020November 17, 2020Categories noun1 Comment on Hardly great tools

Thumb detecting nut fucker

2.52/5 (27)

A really large wrench for a really large nut.

Submitted by: Hot dog down a hallway

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 7, 2020November 9, 2020Categories noun1 Comment on Thumb detecting nut fucker

Rigid Carbohydrate Foam

4.95/5 (22)

Wood. I would say it ain’t good for fuck all, but it is holding up a fork-em-a-lift.

Submitted by: HalifAlex

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 5, 2020November 6, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Rigid Carbohydrate Foam

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