A vacuum
Submitted by: Emil Piszczek Andersen
Category: noun
Schadenfreude
Malicious joy
Submitted by: Coffeehunter
Fingies
Noun; also a directive to be aware of your finger placement so as to not fuckulate them in a pinch point; synonymous with the phrase “watch your fingers”.
Example:
When moving or lifting large, heavy steel plate: “Fingies!”
Submitted by: Poopdick McFartweiner III
Usual Scumbags, The
Any common seller or supplier of merchandise, especially tool and industrial suppliers.
See also: Homeless Despot, Hazard Fart, Blowe’s, Fap-Off, Princess Auto, Cambodian Tire, Big Rock Candy Mountain
Submitted by: Poopdick McFartweiner III
Columbian Marching Powder
Powder cocaine, implicitly manufactured in Columbia.
Submitted by: Poopdick McFartweiner III
Eyecrometer
A portmanteau of “eye” and “micrometer”, fecitiously suggesting the accuracy in approximating dimensions and measurements using one’s sight and intuition in lieu of proper measuring/jigging devices.
See also: non-AvE term; “laser eyeball”
Submitted by: Poopdick McFartweiner III
Spaghetti Monster
A 3d Printer.
Submitted by: Ace
green death
corrosion that happens when the angry pixies get wet and dirty.
Submitted by: jimbeaux hillard
Shop Crummy
An old, dirty, beat up truck that every shop has to move trailers and haul parts. Usually found with a dead battery. Origin of Shop Crummy Roulette, turning the key and seeing if it actually starts.
Submitted by: Dodge Dakotabarnak
Approximeter
Calipers (not a precise measuring device)
Submitted by: Max