Bullets
Submitted by: AdamB
Category: noun
Finding blindness
When you are looking for an item that is right in front of you, but you are incapable of seeing it, because in your mind the color is different, the shape is slightly off, or it is turned in a different orientation than you picture it in your mind.
Submitted by: AdamB
Facefuck
Facebook.
Submitted by: dew
Bud Light
bisphenol a (bpa)
Submitted by: Allen Cox
bolts
volts
Submitted by: sigma11
Crib death
Sudden terminal failure of a new tool/piece of equipment/product.
Submitted by: hayley
Emerge-fucken-gency
Stuck in British Columbia
Submitted by: Keitaro
Nut Fucker
An adjustable spanner.
Submitted by: rofl
Automatic Thumb Detector
A hammer.
Submitted by: rofl
Chicken Stick
A non-contact voltage reader, used to safely read voltage without touching high voltage leads.
Submitted by: Angus