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Sasaktchewan Socket Wrench

4.73/5 (15)

Adjustable Wrench/Crescent Wrench. See: “Nut Lathe” or “Thumb Detecting Nut Fucker”

Submitted by: Jeff L.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 7, 2020January 7, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Sasaktchewan Socket Wrench

Zap-Strap

5/5 (9)

Backwoods Canadian for zip-tie.

Submitted by: Seth

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 18, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Zap-Strap

Nut Lathe

4.96/5 (45)

Adjustable wrench, used for making hexagonal fastener heads perfectly round.

Submitted by: Vacant No Name

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 17, 2019Categories noun1 Comment on Nut Lathe

Belt-and-Suspenders

4.33/5 (12)

Redundancy

Submitted by: Vacant No Name

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 17, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Belt-and-Suspenders

angry pixie receptacle

5/5 (21)

An electrical outlet, especially a standard 120 volt household outlet found in Kanuckistan or the United States of Freedom.

Submitted by: Tony

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 16, 2019Categories noun1 Comment on angry pixie receptacle

vedicle

5/5 (4)

AvE’s way of pronouncing “vehicle.”

Submitted by: Tony

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 16, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on vedicle

Blows

5/5 (6)

Lowes.

Submitted by: Erick

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 16, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Blows

Safety squints

4.04/5 (28)

When your doing something hazardous and your safety glasses aren’t within arm’s reach.

Submitted by: Timothy Ryner

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 8, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Safety squints

Horrible Freight

4.46/5 (13)

Yet another nickname for Harbor Freight.

Submitted by: Erick

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 4, 2019Categories noun2 Comments on Horrible Freight

Electrosity

5/5 (13)

AvE’s pronunciation of electricity.

Submitted by: Erick

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 4, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Electrosity

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