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Aluminimum

4.88/5 (24)

Portmanteau of aluminum or aluminium and minimum. Aluminimum bolts are not skookum as frig.

Submitted by: Erick

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 29, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Aluminimum

Fap-off

4.73/5 (15)

Snap-on tools

Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 22, 2019Categories noun1 Comment on Fap-off

Jeezeless Clip

4.83/5 (6)

A retention clip or retaining clip.

Submitted by: Shizzle

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 21, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Jeezeless Clip

Springin Sproingin

3.63/5 (8)

A spring, usually one held in tension that will go flying off when a tool is opened up.
See also: Springin Sproingin (v)

Submitted by: Shizzle

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 21, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Springin Sproingin

Family planning in a can

4.64/5 (14)

1. WD-40

Submitted by: Yoshi

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 19, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Family planning in a can

Theft Deterrent

4.87/5 (15)

Built-in feature of most Makita tools. i.e., their teal color.

Submitted by: Scuba

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 16, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Theft Deterrent

Lung Dart

5/5 (13)

Cigarette

Submitted by: Carnitas

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 14, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Lung Dart

Turd Herder

4.88/5 (25)

Also known as a plumber.

Submitted by: Corey Davis

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 13, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Turd Herder

Molly

5/5 (6)

Molybdenum disulfide

Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 13, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Molly

Douche Flute

5/5 (20)

A vape pen or vape device.

California Proposition 65: The aforementioned product contains chemicals that may cause cancer, birth defects, or reproductive harm.

Submitted by: Corey Davis

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 12, 2019Categories noun1 Comment on Douche Flute

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