Medium density fiberboard (MDF) made from sawdust and glue, pressed together at high temperatures and pressures. The worst kind of tree carcass product.
Category: noun
Red One
1. A common censoring of Red Cunt Hair, a precision machinists’ slang term for one thousandth (According to AVE’s ruler) of an inch; 001 “Now we’re within a red one on length. [Non-AvE word] See also, “Blonde One. Other variations include “Half Blonde, “Black One, and “Mediterranean.
Rip-ums
RPMs, an acronym for Revolutions Per Minute, a common unit when measuring frequency of rotation.
Rocket Surgery
A play on words which mixes two common metaphors: rocket science and brain surgery [Non-AvE word]
Safety M’Glarses
Actual safety glasses or other eye protection that provide a protective chooch factor greater than that of safety squints.
Scandihoovian
Scandinavian, humorous. “As the Scandihoovians say, this thing is yunk.
Shop Rat
A metal shop worker. [Non-AvE word.]
Shmoo/Schmoo
Gunk; any crusty or gooey residue, coating, or liquid lubricant. [Non-AvE word.]
Silly Con [Carne]
Silicone sealant. “We’ll get some silly con carne, give ‘er the ol’ bathtub routine. See also; “Con Carne.
Metric shit-ton
A lot.