The internet.
Submitted by: SkookumYoda17
Category: noun
Snatch 33
A variation on the novel, “Catch 22,” by Joseph Heller.
Also used to describe a catch-22 situation.
Submitted by: Uki
Fukafukme
City in Japan where their brightest engineers decided to build a nuclear powerplant on the coast, in an area known for earthquakes and tsunamis, to see what would happen.
Submitted by: Chad S
MotherShip
Main part of a circuit board/cpu
Submitted by: Dennis
See Brandon’s comments below.
It references connecting to the products company server (usually in order to work) Ever seen Independence Day?
Leatherman
meaning: a useless tool carried by everyone
useless in that it does a variety of things but none of them very well
carried as the holder is usually the most inept of colleagues that everyone else has to cover for
everyone because the fucking worksafe lawyers, civil libertarians & millenials have screwed the world over so that Darwinism is almost illegal
Submitted by: Gadget
Chinese safety boot
Oz: thongs
US: flip-flops
Submitted by: Gadget
Cunt Scratchers
(Oz) Military term: fingers
Submitted by: Gadget
Seagull Manager
a worthless boss who performs his job much like the rats of the skies…
contributes nothing, swoops in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything, helps themselves to any food, then pisses off.
Submitted by: Gadget
Oxygen-thief
a worthless individual whose only contribution is their ability to deplete the usable oxygen within your proximity
usage: Jeeperz with all those oxygen-thieving cunts in the same room, it’s a wonder nobody has passed out yet.
Submitted by: Gadget
Good idea fairies
Military term; An evil mythical creature that whispers advice and ideas into the ears of military leadership, causing hundreds unnecessary changes and countless wasted man-hours every year.
When idiots in charge with no appreciation for how a task is actually done or grasp of reality… have notions of taking superfluous additional equipment along or process step changess “just in case”, that are pointless, unneccessary, time-wasting, resource inefficient or down right dangerous to the actual operators/workers performing the task. Normally generated out of desperation to contribute something to another oxygen-thieving meeting with an over-abundance of ‘buzzwords’ so that they appear to be a savvy go-getter.
Submitted by: Gadget