a worthless boss who performs his job much like the rats of the skies…
contributes nothing, swoops in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything, helps themselves to any food, then pisses off.
Submitted by: Gadget
Category: noun
Oxygen-thief
a worthless individual whose only contribution is their ability to deplete the usable oxygen within your proximity
usage: Jeeperz with all those oxygen-thieving cunts in the same room, it’s a wonder nobody has passed out yet.
Submitted by: Gadget
Good idea fairies
Military term; An evil mythical creature that whispers advice and ideas into the ears of military leadership, causing hundreds unnecessary changes and countless wasted man-hours every year.
When idiots in charge with no appreciation for how a task is actually done or grasp of reality… have notions of taking superfluous additional equipment along or process step changess “just in case”, that are pointless, unneccessary, time-wasting, resource inefficient or down right dangerous to the actual operators/workers performing the task. Normally generated out of desperation to contribute something to another oxygen-thieving meeting with an over-abundance of ‘buzzwords’ so that they appear to be a savvy go-getter.
Submitted by: Gadget
Askhole
meaning: an individual who constantly asks for your advice, yet always ignores it & does the complete opposite of what you told them to do.
Specifically doing exactly what you advised them NOT to do.
Submitted by: Gadget
FINCL
FINCL
pronunciation: Fink-EL
meaning: Fucking Idiot No Cunt Likes
usage: Between the WOFTAMS & the FINKLs – I’d rather drink alone thank you
Submitted by: Gadget
WOFTAM
WOFTAM
pronunciation: Woff-Tam
meaning: Waste of f@#king time and money
usage: That guy is a complete WOFTAM
Submitted by: Gadget
50/50/90
Got a 50/50 chance that 90% of the time is WRONG.
Submitted by: Matt Donnelly
Away Mission
Something happening outside of the shop. Fixing something that’s not in the shop
Submitted by: Mason K
bohunk
A rough or uncivilized person who doesn’t know which way south is.
Submitted by: Matt Daly
Chooch juice
Grease or oil.
Submitted by: Geane