Category: phrase

4.9/5 (20)

That one truck where even shop towels could cost an arm and a dick.

Submitted by: Jack Davis

4.91/5 (11)

*Kinda self-explanatory… “Don’t stick your finger where you won’t stick your dick.”

Submitted by: Andre

4.85/5 (13)

Circuit board

Submitted by: Coltom

4.83/5 (12)

The – *ahem* – Chickadee (child) friendly version of his usual sign-off phrase: “Keep your dick in a vise”

Submitted by: Chreutz

4.81/5 (32)

The 2 things you should always have before doing something dangerous

Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254

2.8/5 (15)

Burn your mother’s house down, usually said when something is a fire hazard

Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254

4.67/5 (12)

A very difficult task that causes pain or frustration

Submitted by: Marc Lavigne

3/5 (3)

When starting a machine

Submitted by: Luke

4.8/5 (5)

I wild time

Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254

4.75/5 (8)

Keep going no matter what, even if it means getting covered in shit water while crawling under your house

Submitted by: Jacob Dutcher