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Snap-On Rape Wagon

4.9/5 (20)

That one truck where even shop towels could cost an arm and a dick.

Submitted by: Jack Davis

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 1, 2021May 3, 2021Categories phraseLeave a comment on Snap-On Rape Wagon

Don’t stick your fingie where you don’t stick your dinkie.

4.91/5 (11)

*Kinda self-explanatory… “Don’t stick your finger where you won’t stick your dick.”

Submitted by: Andre

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 1, 2021May 3, 2021Categories phraseLeave a comment on Don’t stick your fingie where you don’t stick your dinkie.

Pixie Choreography Department

4.85/5 (13)

Circuit board

Submitted by: Coltom

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 20, 2021April 21, 2021Categories phraseLeave a comment on Pixie Choreography Department

Keep your Richard in a bad habit

4.83/5 (12)

The – *ahem* – Chickadee (child) friendly version of his usual sign-off phrase: “Keep your dick in a vise”

Submitted by: Chreutz

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 4, 2021April 4, 2021Categories phraseLeave a comment on Keep your Richard in a bad habit

Safety squints engaged, and yer mother on speed dial

4.81/5 (32)

The 2 things you should always have before doing something dangerous

Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 21, 2021March 21, 2021Categories phraseLeave a comment on Safety squints engaged, and yer mother on speed dial

Burn your mother’s hausenda down

2.8/5 (15)

Burn your mother’s house down, usually said when something is a fire hazard

Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 21, 2021March 21, 2021Categories phrase1 Comment on Burn your mother’s hausenda down

Pain in the cunning linguals

4.67/5 (12)

A very difficult task that causes pain or frustration

Submitted by: Marc Lavigne

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 10, 2021February 10, 2021Categories phrase1 Comment on Pain in the cunning linguals

Hello Tractor

3/5 (3)

When starting a machine

Submitted by: Luke

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 7, 2021January 7, 2021Categories phraseLeave a comment on Hello Tractor

The Dew Claw’s last Saturday night

4.8/5 (5)

I wild time

Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 31, 2020December 31, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on The Dew Claw’s last Saturday night

Plug your nose and keep on lickin’

4.75/5 (8)

Keep going no matter what, even if it means getting covered in shit water while crawling under your house

Submitted by: Jacob Dutcher

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 4, 2020December 4, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Plug your nose and keep on lickin’

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