That one truck where even shop towels could cost an arm and a dick.
Submitted by: Jack Davis
Helping the rest of the world understand Uncle Bumblefuck
That one truck where even shop towels could cost an arm and a dick.
Submitted by: Jack Davis
*Kinda self-explanatory… “Don’t stick your finger where you won’t stick your dick.”
Submitted by: Andre
Circuit board
Submitted by: Coltom
The – *ahem* – Chickadee (child) friendly version of his usual sign-off phrase: “Keep your dick in a vise”
Submitted by: Chreutz
The 2 things you should always have before doing something dangerous
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
Burn your mother’s house down, usually said when something is a fire hazard
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
A very difficult task that causes pain or frustration
Submitted by: Marc Lavigne
When starting a machine
Submitted by: Luke
I wild time
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
Keep going no matter what, even if it means getting covered in shit water while crawling under your house
Submitted by: Jacob Dutcher