Self explanatory
Submitted by: Jamiebfae Scotland
Category: phrase
“The beaver went at it with a dull apprentice”
Appearance; beaten up and scratched to FRIG. Looks good from afar but far from good. Typically in reference to surface scratches, injection mould tooling marks, etc.
A phrasial spoonerism of “the apprentice went at it with a dull beaver”
See also: Apprentice Marks, Dull Beaver
Submitted by: Conor Brady
Fuck the next guy
To fuckify a project to the point of making it extremely difficult for the next person to work on it.
Submitted by: Chris Hartsil
Snap-On Rape Wagon
That one truck where even shop towels could cost an arm and a dick.
Submitted by: Jack Davis
Don’t stick your fingie where you don’t stick your dinkie.
*Kinda self-explanatory… “Don’t stick your finger where you won’t stick your dick.”
Submitted by: Andre
Pixie Choreography Department
Circuit board
Submitted by: Coltom
Keep your Richard in a bad habit
The – *ahem* – Chickadee (child) friendly version of his usual sign-off phrase: “Keep your dick in a vise”
Submitted by: Chreutz
Safety squints engaged, and yer mother on speed dial
The 2 things you should always have before doing something dangerous
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
Burn your mother’s hausenda down
Burn your mother’s house down, usually said when something is a fire hazard
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
Pain in the cunning linguals
A very difficult task that causes pain or frustration
Submitted by: Marc Lavigne