Quote uncle bumblefuck often says before using anything in an spray can
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
Category: phrase
dumber than a bag of hammers
dumb as hell
Submitted by: jimbo
too dumb to pour piss out of a boot
real stupid
Submitted by: jimbo
dumber than a hemlock stump
really, really stupid
Submitted by: jimbo
Good from afar but far from good
Self explanatory
Submitted by: Jamiebfae Scotland
“The beaver went at it with a dull apprentice”
Appearance; beaten up and scratched to FRIG. Looks good from afar but far from good. Typically in reference to surface scratches, injection mould tooling marks, etc.
A phrasial spoonerism of “the apprentice went at it with a dull beaver”
See also: Apprentice Marks, Dull Beaver
Submitted by: Conor Brady
Fuck the next guy
To fuckify a project to the point of making it extremely difficult for the next person to work on it.
Submitted by: Chris Hartsil
Snap-On Rape Wagon
That one truck where even shop towels could cost an arm and a dick.
Submitted by: Jack Davis
Don’t stick your fingie where you don’t stick your dinkie.
*Kinda self-explanatory… “Don’t stick your finger where you won’t stick your dick.”
Submitted by: Andre
Pixie Choreography Department
Circuit board
Submitted by: Coltom