When you measured wrong but claim it as a feature. Also with its connotations of sexual innuendo.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
Category: phrase
Samasuckit
Samsung.
When Samsung has produced a poor product it’s made by Samasuckit.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
JFM
Just Fuckin Magic.
When you don’t know, or you do but can’t be bothered to explain how something works.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
Buddy GNU
He talks about a fella named Buddy GNU. No idea what he’s talking about.
Submitted by: Trail
The Bigger the Gob, the better the Job
If a little bit of something is good, a lot is even better!
viz. Why use a little dab of grease when you can put a big glob on?
Submitted by: BearWithMe
Short story long and curly
Long story short
Submitted by: Surmoka
Fick Dich!
Non-AvE expression; German for "fuck you". Often used by AvE when using his Bosch (a German brand) miniature hand chainsaw to open a box in quick fashion.
Submitted by: Xterra
skookum as Frigg
“skookum as frig” is one of the mainstays of the bumblefuck bible, but should it actually be written “skookum as Frigg”, referring to Frigg, wife of Odin, foremost of all Goddesses in Norse mythology, who would herself appear to be pretty fackin’ skookum!?!
What the fuckover
An exclamation of surprise or frustration.
Submitted by: q0rban
Fluore Scent Oil
Marking dye that becomes visible with a UV Light. “You take some of this, what you bought off the dirty old corner of the internet—Fluore Scent Oil”
Submitted by: Dave J