When you can’t find something, it’s probably here.
Submitted by: Erick
Category: phrase
Saskatchewan Loctite
When you cross thread a farstner but continue installing, you've just made Saskatchewan Loctite
Submitted by: Not Sure
Rapid onset lead poisoning
Being killed by a gunshot
Submitted by: Joel
Keep yer dick in a vice
A well wishing as one departs from the end of the Vjayos. Co-opted from the original Canadian Bumblefuck, RedGreen. Who’s tagline was “Keep your stick on the ice.”
Submitted by: Caveman
Make your dingus fall off
Generic substitute for unpleasant side effects of exposure to something unpleasant.
Submitted by: Erick
First time tight, second time alright
When you measured wrong but claim it as a feature. Also with its connotations of sexual innuendo.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
Samasuckit
Samsung.
When Samsung has produced a poor product it’s made by Samasuckit.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
JFM
Just Fuckin Magic.
When you don’t know, or you do but can’t be bothered to explain how something works.
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
Buddy GNU
He talks about a fella named Buddy GNU. No idea what he’s talking about.
Submitted by: Trail
The Bigger the Gob, the better the Job
If a little bit of something is good, a lot is even better!
viz. Why use a little dab of grease when you can put a big glob on?
Submitted by: BearWithMe