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Jerking off the dog to feed the cat.

A zero-sum game where you're taking resources away from one area to add them to another. Robbing Peter to pay Paul.

Submitted by: Big Brian

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 24, 2025Categories phraseLeave a comment on Jerking off the dog to feed the cat.

Rough Seas Make Fine Salors

4.17/5 (6)

“Rough Seas Make Fine Salors” Written partially on a sketch on spare steel [0m:1s] and a plaque [3m:44s] seen in the video ” Making tools for engines” posted Feb 3, 2024

Submitted by: Loading…

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 4, 2024February 4, 2024Categories phraseLeave a comment on Rough Seas Make Fine Salors

Himalayan nylon

3.75/5 (4)

It’s what the flooring guy is doing. Also used to describe cheap composition materials.

Submitted by: Dug

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 15, 2023February 15, 2023Categories phraseLeave a comment on Himalayan nylon

Speak Castellano in a hurry

5/5 (1)

Appears to indicate something going wrong very rapidly, from ~4:20 in the Boltr: Dyson V9 Motor vid.

Submitted by: Garret

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 26, 2022May 26, 2022Categories phrase1 Comment on Speak Castellano in a hurry

“Known to the state of cancer to cause California.”

4.93/5 (28)

“Known to the state of cancer to cause California.”

Submitted by: Tyler Bowers

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 15, 2022May 16, 2022Categories phrase1 Comment on “Known to the state of cancer to cause California.”

Where the rubber meets the road

4.9/5 (10)

The area where the operator (200 hundred pound gorilla) grips the tool or switch’s.

Submitted by: Dennis

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 10, 2022March 10, 2022Categories phrase1 Comment on Where the rubber meets the road

Close yer lungs we’re goin’ in

5/5 (10)

Quote uncle bumblefuck often says before using anything in an spray can

Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 14, 2022January 25, 2022Categories phraseLeave a comment on Close yer lungs we’re goin’ in

dumber than a bag of hammers

5/5 (7)

dumb as hell

Submitted by: jimbo

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 18, 2021December 18, 2021Categories phraseLeave a comment on dumber than a bag of hammers

too dumb to pour piss out of a boot

5/5 (8)

real stupid

Submitted by: jimbo

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 17, 2021December 17, 2021Categories phrase1 Comment on too dumb to pour piss out of a boot

dumber than a hemlock stump

5/5 (4)

really, really stupid

Submitted by: jimbo

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 17, 2021December 17, 2021Categories phraseLeave a comment on dumber than a hemlock stump

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