A simple yet elegant solution [Non-AvE word, from the Simpsons]- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7QaXj-vnek
Submitted by: Mariano
Category: phrase
Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet
Well used and abused
Submitted by: Uncle Rodney
Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em
Use it if you have it
Submitted by: Uncle Rodney
“I thought u was wrong. Turns out I was mistaken.”
Not admitting that you made an error
Submitted by: GeeBee
She who must be obeyed
The wife
Submitted by: GeeBee
Keep Your Dick in a Vise
Until next time, bye for now.
Submitted by: Colin
Land of ten-millimeter sockets
When you can’t find something, it’s probably here.
Submitted by: Erick
Saskatchewan Loctite
When you cross thread a farstner but continue installing, you've just made Saskatchewan Loctite
Submitted by: Not Sure
Rapid onset lead poisoning
Being killed by a gunshot
Submitted by: Joel
Keep yer dick in a vice
A well wishing as one departs from the end of the Vjayos. Co-opted from the original Canadian Bumblefuck, RedGreen. Who’s tagline was “Keep your stick on the ice.”
Submitted by: Caveman