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Submitted by: Home Gamer
Category: phrase
Gun Jesus
in reference to the YouTube channel “Forgotten Weapons”
Submitted by: Rob
The problem is between the seat and the steering wheel
The machine works fine, the one using it doesn’t
Submitted by: TheEmperor
11 herbs and spices
The secret elements not told to you by any market wanketeer
Submitted by: TheEmperor
Chuck it in the fuckit-bucket
Disposing of an unsuccessful project or low quality item that broke without even trying.
Submitted by: muh1h1
Keep yer dick inna vise
A common sign off, drived from the Canadian term “ keep yer stick on the ice” something you would say to your buddy as a fairwell and be safe/ stay outta trouble or in its origin don’t get a high sticking penalty. The original phrase was made famous by our Canadian patron Saint Red Green!
Submitted by: Matthew
Fart and let the smoke out
When a tools fails and shits the bed, giving way to the presence of smoke.
Submitted by: aVefan
Hooper-Juped
Something that worked but is now broken and cannot be repaired.
“That zebra strip is hooper-juped so you throw it right in the fuck-it bucket”
Submitted by: Ian Yates
Frozen shithole of Hoth
Canada
See also: Canaderp, Canuckistan
Submitted by: Ace
Hey mister want to buy my thermister
Referring to a thermostat electrical component
Submitted by: Parker Smith