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The old jazz hands routine on the gargling machine

3.04/5 (23)

Searching the internet on a phone

Submitted by: Parker Smith

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 20, 2020April 20, 2020Categories phrase1 Comment on The old jazz hands routine on the gargling machine

Stupid like a fox

4.57/5 (14)

A simple yet elegant solution [Non-AvE word, from the Simpsons]- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7QaXj-vnek

Submitted by: Mariano

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 24, 2020March 24, 2020Categories phrase1 Comment on Stupid like a fox

Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet

4.86/5 (7)

Well used and abused

Submitted by: Uncle Rodney

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 26, 2020February 26, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Ridden Hard and Put Away Wet

Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

5/5 (8)

Use it if you have it

Submitted by: Uncle Rodney

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 26, 2020February 26, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

“I thought u was wrong. Turns out I was mistaken.”

5/5 (14)

Not admitting that you made an error

Submitted by: GeeBee

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 13, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on “I thought u was wrong. Turns out I was mistaken.”

She who must be obeyed

5/5 (20)

The wife

Submitted by: GeeBee

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 13, 2020Categories phrase1 Comment on She who must be obeyed

Keep Your Dick in a Vise

4.81/5 (21)

Until next time, bye for now.

Submitted by: Colin

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 20, 2019Categories phrase2 Comments on Keep Your Dick in a Vise

Land of ten-millimeter sockets

5/5 (27)

When you can’t find something, it’s probably here.

Submitted by: Erick

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 6, 2019Categories phrase2 Comments on Land of ten-millimeter sockets

Saskatchewan Loctite

4.9/5 (20)

When you cross thread a farstner but continue installing, you've just made Saskatchewan Loctite

Submitted by: Not Sure

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 21, 2019Categories phraseLeave a comment on Saskatchewan Loctite

Rapid onset lead poisoning

4.96/5 (45)

Being killed by a gunshot

Submitted by: Joel

Author Jazz HandsPosted on October 21, 2019Categories phraseLeave a comment on Rapid onset lead poisoning

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