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Fluore Scent Oil

4.5/5 (12)

Marking dye that becomes visible with a UV Light. “You take some of this, what you bought off the dirty old corner of the internet—Fluore Scent Oil”

Submitted by: Dave J

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 10, 2019Categories phraseLeave a comment on Fluore Scent Oil

Tits and Pickles

4.57/5 (28)

Variant of the phrase, “shits ‘n giggles.”

Submitted by: Dave

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 7, 2019Categories phraseLeave a comment on Tits and Pickles

State of Cancer

3.47/5 (45)

“California”
Example: “…known by the State of Cancer to cause California…”

Submitted by: Derek Read

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 30, 2019Categories phraseLeave a comment on State of Cancer

Many ways to fricassee a cat

4.77/5 (13)

Many ways to skin a cat Many ways to fix a problem

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories phraseLeave a comment on Many ways to fricassee a cat

In through the out door

4.55/5 (11)

Doing something backward Doing something the wrong way

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories phraseLeave a comment on In through the out door

A loose wing nut on the steering wheel

4.73/5 (26)

Referring to an issue with the driver or operator

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018March 29, 2018Categories phraseLeave a comment on A loose wing nut on the steering wheel

In hammer we trust

5/5 (6)

A modification of the phrase “In God We Trust”, the official motto of the United States of America United States of Freedom

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories phraseLeave a comment on In hammer we trust

Tighter than a dick’s hat-band

4.79/5 (14)

Tight. Could be used to identify a place that is empty, a person who is wound up, or any number of situations where the word tight is used. Nobody seems to know who Dick was. Apparently he had a tough time keeping his hat on his head. [Non-AvE word]

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories phrase2 Comments on Tighter than a dick’s hat-band

Jean-Guy’s Your Uncle

5/5 (4)

Similar to Bob’s Your Uncle, Jean-Guy is a common french name.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories phraseLeave a comment on Jean-Guy’s Your Uncle

For Tom Sachs

5/5 (5)

1. A euphemistic variant of “For Pete’s Sake which is a euphemistic variant of “For Christ’s Sake. Tom Sachs is an American contemporary artist who runs his shop in NYC.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories phraseLeave a comment on For Tom Sachs

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