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Air Soluble

4.93/5 (14)

The action of an item disappearing after it is dropped or launched into the never never by a spring.

Submitted by: AdamB

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 14, 2023December 14, 2023Categories verbLeave a comment on Air Soluble

Factory Delete

5/5 (14)

Remove a component that is important but unnecessary for functionality for convenience. Ex breaking off a bent tab instead of fixing it

Submitted by: Tim T

Author Jazz HandsPosted on September 7, 2022September 7, 2022Categories verbLeave a comment on Factory Delete

reef, reefing

5/5 (10)

The application of maximum human effort on a fastener, lever or other human/machine interface, usually beyond design specifications and occasionally resulting in injury/damage to some or all involved components.

Submitted by: Steve Morin

Author Jazz HandsPosted on July 23, 2022July 25, 2022Categories verbLeave a comment on reef, reefing

Unboxedectomy

5/5 (10)

To unbox, for BOLTR purposes, from the back side with a circular saw or various other tools that are not right for the job.

As seen on the Kitchenaid vijayo November 12, 2016.

Submitted by: Bobby McDaniel

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 25, 2022January 25, 2022Categories verbLeave a comment on Unboxedectomy

Backasswards

5/5 (14)

Contrary to what is usual, expected, or logical.

Submitted by: Deeds

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 23, 2022January 25, 2022Categories verbLeave a comment on Backasswards

Humilivated

4.86/5 (7)

The process of being motivated to do something by the humiliation suffered for not having already done that something.

Submitted by: EmptyCea

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 16, 2021December 16, 2021Categories verbLeave a comment on Humilivated

McMaster-Bate

5/5 (6)

To wantonly browse the McMaster-Carr catalog, often in the privacy of your shop.

Submitted by: Sam Theis

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 24, 2021November 24, 2021Categories verbLeave a comment on McMaster-Bate

Double Rubber

5/5 (11)

Readying for dangerous work make sure you take extra care, like using two rubbers for extra protection from the Bangkok sex worker who has every STD known to mankind.

Submitted by: Brian Brumfield

Author Jazz HandsPosted on September 13, 2021September 28, 2021Categories verbLeave a comment on Double Rubber

Shlang

To lug or carry something heavy

Submitted by: Marc Lavigne

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 10, 2021February 10, 2021Categories verbLeave a comment on Shlang

Fuck’em

5/5 (4)

Facom, France high quality tools, get these bad boys, you will not regret it, until the account goes to your chits & you get fired

Submitted by: JD

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 15, 2020June 15, 2020Categories verbLeave a comment on Fuck’em

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