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Unboxedectomy

5/5 (2)

To unbox, for BOLTR purposes, from the back side with a circular saw or various other tools that are not right for the job.

As seen on the Kitchenaid vijayo November 12, 2016.

Submitted by: Bobby McDaniel

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 25, 2022January 25, 2022Categories verbLeave a comment on Unboxedectomy

Backasswards

5/5 (4)

Contrary to what is usual, expected, or logical.

Submitted by: Deeds

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 23, 2022January 25, 2022Categories verbLeave a comment on Backasswards

Humilivated

4.67/5 (3)

The process of being motivated to do something by the humiliation suffered for not having already done that something.

Submitted by: EmptyCea

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 16, 2021December 16, 2021Categories verbLeave a comment on Humilivated

McMaster-Bate

5/5 (3)

To wantonly browse the McMaster-Carr catalog, often in the privacy of your shop.

Submitted by: Sam Theis

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 24, 2021November 24, 2021Categories verbLeave a comment on McMaster-Bate

Double Rubber

5/5 (2)

Readying for dangerous work make sure you take extra care, like using two rubbers for extra protection from the Bangkok sex worker who has every STD known to mankind.

Submitted by: Brian Brumfield

Author Jazz HandsPosted on September 13, 2021September 28, 2021Categories verbLeave a comment on Double Rubber

Shlang

To lug or carry something heavy

Submitted by: Marc Lavigne

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 10, 2021February 10, 2021Categories verbLeave a comment on Shlang

Fuck’em

5/5 (4)

Facom, France high quality tools, get these bad boys, you will not regret it, until the account goes to your chits & you get fired

Submitted by: JD

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 15, 2020June 15, 2020Categories verbLeave a comment on Fuck’em

Skookumfact

4.83/5 (6)

To make even more skookumer. From BOLTR: Hydraulic Impact | Milwaukee Surge

Submitted by: Tauno Kekkonen

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 9, 2020June 9, 2020Categories verbLeave a comment on Skookumfact

Carefulling

4.78/5 (23)

A.k.a Ginger carefulling.

To do something very gently because it has a high risk of going tits up.

Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 4, 2020March 4, 2020Categories verbLeave a comment on Carefulling

Untangutated

3.4/5 (5)

The equivalent of untangled. To become untangled

Submitted by: Michael

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 21, 2020February 21, 2020Categories verbLeave a comment on Untangutated

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