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beer

5/5 (9)

A unit of time equating to how long it takes to drink a beer. Can be halved and quartered to mean partial beers.

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[Las] Baterías

5/5 (4)

The batteries. [Non-AvE word; Spanish language.]

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Basal Platten

4.88/5 (49)

Base plate. [Non- AvE word, from Turbo Encabulator description.]

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories n2 Comments on Basal Platten

Barking Spiders

5/5 (13)

A species of arachnid which emits a mating call resembling the flatulence of the industrious human male. Olfactory sensation may be disregarded.

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Ball-parker

5/5 (7)

Any low-quality measuring device, incapable of giving consistent accuracy and precision, being instead merely “in the ballpark.”

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Batterlation

5/5 (2)

Batteries. See also; “[Las] Baterias.”

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Astroglide

5/5 (5)

Lubrication. [Non-AvE word – brand of personal lubricant]

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Apprentice Marks

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Scratches, rough edges or cosmetic damage imparted or found on a part caused by an unskilled or uncaring apprentice or by a skilled master (who passes the blame to the apprentice).

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Audiofool

4.69/5 (13)

A person that is enthusiastic about high-fidelity sound reproduction. (AvE uses ‘fool’ to imply they really know nothing about sound) [From “Audiophile”] [Non-AvE word]

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Art Bin

5/5 (7)

Trash can

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