Used when demonstrating a process.
We'll just jumper these two wires like zoh.
Submitted by: Zach
Category: Expression
Fuck All on a Big Ship
"… that's fuck all on a big ship!"
Meaning that whatever was just measured was small in comparison to the other forces or overall concepts involved.
Submitted by: NotAPreppie
Weak Winch…Nudge Nudge
Play on Monte Python” Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge” Weak Winch Nudge Nudge means getting out to push your off road vehicle when you are so stuck …that your winch can’t pull you out (or your rig doesn’t have a winch). So… you get out and push. Nudge nudge also includes: flattening tires, injecting gasoline into the flat tires and lighting it to reinflate them, digging craters around tires, felling trees for leverage and asking, why didn’t we ride horses into the mountains like our fore-mothers? That’s what our country needs, more Matriotism, God Bless our Mothers!
Submitted by: Math Mugwunp
Budget Troll
Wife. Spouse.
Submitted by: yoopersteeze
Grinders and Paint make me the welder I ain’t
Uncle Bumblefuck is admitting he’s not a very good welder. Although I think the weld doesn’t have to be pretty, as long as its doing its job holding 2 metals together, then everything is fine.
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
Atodaso
Short for I told you so
Submitted by: John
What in the fucksnakes
Expression of surprise, variation of “what the fuck?”
Submitted by: Moose Lavigne
Keep yer dick in a vise
A variation on RedGreen’s tagline,“Keep your stick on the ice.”, this un-complimentary close is also an double entendre. Having a penchant for perversion, along with a better than average understanding of where the pixies went and what kind of shoes they were wearing; AvE pays homage to the dooblie-do with an admonishment for nay-sayers to “keep your dickin’ advice.”
Submitted by: Christopher
PHD
An AvE abbreviation for something a lot of us possess, a post hole digger
Submitted by: Notsui
Carefuling
Being careful. Said while doing something questionable and precarious.
Submitted by: Bejus