A play on “Don’t mind if I do,” but with the opposite meaning.
Similar phrases include: “Hell, Fuck no,” “No fuckin’ way,” and “You, sir, can go fuck yer hat,” among others.
Submitted by: Aber Egal
Category: Expression
Cunt hair (Australian vs North American usage)
In “Grinder Porn” regarding the DeWalt FlexVolt grinder. Uncle Bumblefuck distingquishes his use of the term as an important distinction, noting how offensive the North American usage is to his wife.
Australian usage https://outbackdictionary.com/cunt/
Submitted by: Karl Milhon
Christ Was a Cowboy
A time in the past, usually a long time ago.
Submitted by: SpudRatchet
The heat of the meat is proportional to the angle of the dangle
The thermal energy derived from mechanical energy by dynamic friction increases with the relative direction between two opposing materials
Submitted by: muh1h1
Holy Water
Currently unidentified liquid
Submitted by: wiscii
eeeeeeeeeclick!
As twight as humanly possible.
Submitted by: Nagaraj
Cheddah
Used to convey a sense of accomplishment, similar to “Tada!” or “Voila!” for the Frenchies
Submitted by: GeeBee
Tappy Tap Tap
Used when starting to separate two parts with a swing press. Either gently, or not.
Submitted by: GeeBee
If your welds sound like bacon you’re doin’ just fine. If they smell like bacon, partner, you’re on fire.
A little non-secatur advice what fer using all 2 senses when welding.
Submitted by: Vacant No Name
Tabernacle
A multipurpose swear word applicable across a wide array of everyday life situations, “tabernacle” can be used to express irritation, pleasure, pain, outrage, anger, joy, discouragement, excitement, and everything in between. Name an emotion and “tabernacle” can somehow be used to convey it.
Submitted by: Fluffy