Fingies

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Noun; also a directive to be aware of your finger placement so as to not fuckulate them in a pinch point; synonymous with the phrase “watch your fingers”.

Example:
When moving or lifting large, heavy steel plate: “Fingies!”

Submitted by: Poopdick McFartweiner III

Eyecrometer

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A portmanteau of “eye” and “micrometer”, fecitiously suggesting the accuracy in approximating dimensions and measurements using one’s sight and intuition in lieu of proper measuring/jigging devices.

See also: non-AvE term; “laser eyeball”

Submitted by: Poopdick McFartweiner III