240 Volts
Submitted by: Frans
Category: noun
Chairman Mao’s Dollarama
A generic term used to describe any bargain purveyor of cheap Chinese tools, be it Hazzard Fraught (Harbor Freight) or Princess Auto (Canadian equivalent of HFT, makers of Power Fist tools) which are distinguishable by their poor quality and/or tendency towards toxic, “off-gassing”.
Used in a sentence: Honey, I’m gonna drive on down to Chairman Mao’s Dollarama and pick up a Power Fister wire welder, be back soon, keep your err dick in a vice.
Submitted by: James
Karters
Unit of measurement equal to ‘one-quarter’ thereof:
“So … will she chooch three karters, fart, an’ let the smoke out?”
or, in reference to your spouse:
“My better three-karters prefers pull start for her marital aids.”
Submitted by: Will
Wiley Teutonic Buggers
Germans. Specifically, German tool engineers who are fond of using thin metal shims to adjust ring gear-to-pinion gear contact pattern.
Submitted by: Will
Western European Throat Disease
The English language
Submitted by: Mike
Captain Hindrider
Old school sailor that taught Billy the blue veined piccolo.
Submitted by: Coffeehunter
Wood nymph
(perjorative) an artisan or worker whose main medium is carbohydrate foam or dead tree carcasses.
Submitted by: Kelbo
America’s favorite libation
Water Disperser Formula 40
Submitted by: Junior
Church Key
Bottle opener
Submitted by: Junior
Retirement Plan
Rootin’ through the garbage
Submitted by: RJ Burns