Category: noun

a citizen of Canada, primarily one who is currently in, going into, or returning from the States below.

Submitted by: jimbeaux

dead tree carcass handler.

Submitted by: jimbeaux

Americans — more specifically, those that use the imperial system instead of the metric system.

Submitted by: zeke

A vacuum

Submitted by: Emil Piszczek Andersen

Malicious joy

Submitted by: Coffeehunter

Noun; also a directive to be aware of your finger placement so as to not fuckulate them in a pinch point; synonymous with the phrase “watch your fingers”.

Example:
When moving or lifting large, heavy steel plate: “Fingies!”

Submitted by: Poopdick McFartweiner III

Any common seller or supplier of merchandise, especially tool and industrial suppliers.

See also: Homeless Despot, Hazard Fart, Blowe’s, Fap-Off, Princess Auto, Cambodian Tire, Big Rock Candy Mountain

Submitted by: Poopdick McFartweiner III

Powder cocaine, implicitly manufactured in Columbia.

Submitted by: Poopdick McFartweiner III

A portmanteau of “eye” and “micrometer”, fecitiously suggesting the accuracy in approximating dimensions and measurements using one’s sight and intuition in lieu of proper measuring/jigging devices.

See also: non-AvE term; “laser eyeball”

Submitted by: Poopdick McFartweiner III

A 3d Printer.

Submitted by: Ace