Bottle opener
Submitted by: Junior
Category: noun
Retirement Plan
Rootin’ through the garbage
Submitted by: RJ Burns
Tom Hurtin’s
Tim Horton’s, a chain of restaurants found throughout Canada that sells coffee, donuts, and the like. It takes its name from a famous hockey player who tragically died in a drunk driving accident, which is aboot the most Canadian thing ever.
Canadians love to complain about Tim Horton’s and the decline in its quality due to years of cost-cutting measures. Hence, “Tom Hurtin’s” is likely a reference to the poor quality of Tim Horton’s.
Submitted by: Peter
Smell phone
Cell phone
Submitted by: Parker
Manitoba Marlinspike
A knife used to cut a knot rather than undo it.
Submitted by: Joel
Armstrong Mixer
When you are three guys to a pickup truck and you do not have the foreskin to call shotgun and you get stuck in the skiing seat.
Submitted by: Zelda
Skier’s Seat
The middle seat of a pickup truck.
Submitted by: Zelda
Shit tickets
Toilet paper.
Submitted by: Frugalmeister
Slaughtering Iron
aka. Soldering Iron. See “BOLTR: DeWALT knockoff battery vs. the real deal @ 5:49”
Submitted by: Tuukka-Pekka Pietilä
Dew Claw
Ave’ Elec-chicken friend
Submitted by: CPod