Helping the rest of the world understand Uncle Bumblefuck
Tim Horton’s, a chain of restaurants found throughout Canada that sells coffee, donuts, and the like. It takes its name from a famous hockey player who tragically died in a drunk driving accident, which is aboot the most Canadian thing ever.
Canadians love to complain about Tim Horton’s and the decline in its quality due to years of cost-cutting measures. Hence, “Tom Hurtin’s” is likely a reference to the poor quality of Tim Horton’s.
Submitted by: Peter
Cell phone
Submitted by: Parker
A knife used to cut a knot rather than undo it.
Submitted by: Joel
When you are three guys to a pickup truck and you do not have the foreskin to call shotgun and you get stuck in the skiing seat.
Submitted by: Zelda
The middle seat of a pickup truck.
Submitted by: Zelda
Toilet paper.
Submitted by: Frugalmeister
aka. Soldering Iron. See “BOLTR: DeWALT knockoff battery vs. the real deal @ 5:49”
Submitted by: Tuukka-Pekka Pietilä
Ave’ Elec-chicken friend
Submitted by: CPod
Tis plastic but pronounced in a fancier way
Submitted by: Michael
The safety goat is your shop or site safety officer, what bleats at you to put on your safety Mc’Glarses and stuff like that.
Occasionally (rarely) helpful, they are usually hired as a prevent-defense in order to make sure the company does not get sued.
They may actually suggest things which are, in practice, unsafe or ridiculous; owing to a lack of true practical experience in the art of whatever you are doing. (For example, always requiring that you wear a bulky body harness when above a given elevation, even though you are in the middle of a football-field sized flat roof at an aircraft factory, with no anchoring points within 40ft and nothing overhead to attach your harness to—because it’s “in the rules.”)
In the Empire of Dirt, the safety goat is personified by Prudence, a small plastic toy goat who bleats when her button is pressed. She reminds us to be *prudent* and wear safety mcglarses in the shop, not to put our fingie where we wouldn’t put our dinkie, and keep one hand in our back pockets when troubleshooting live electrical panels.
Submitted by: David