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Rocket Surgery

5/5 (14)

A play on words which mixes two common metaphors: rocket science and brain surgery [Non-AvE word]

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Rocket Surgery

Safety M’Glarses

4.73/5 (11)

Actual safety glasses or other eye protection that provide a protective chooch factor greater than that of safety squints.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Safety M’Glarses

Scandihoovian

4.83/5 (6)

Scandinavian, humorous. “As the Scandihoovians say, this thing is yunk.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Scandihoovian

Shop Rat

5/5 (1)

A metal shop worker. [Non-AvE word.]

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Shop Rat

Shmoo/Schmoo

4.91/5 (11)

Gunk; any crusty or gooey residue, coating, or liquid lubricant. [Non-AvE word.]

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Shmoo/Schmoo

Silly Con [Carne]

5/5 (7)

Silicone sealant. “We’ll get some silly con carne, give ‘er the ol’ bathtub routine. See also; “Con Carne.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Silly Con [Carne]

Metric shit-ton

5/5 (5)

A lot.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Metric shit-ton

Mo’ Powah

5/5 (2)

More power.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Mo’ Powah

Molybdenum disulfide

4.83/5 (6)

A lubricant comprising molybdenum and sulfur. Can often be extracted for use in tools from the wife’s white couch. (also ‘Moly-disulfide’)

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Molybdenum disulfide

My Favorite Libation

5/5 (4)

Chlorinated brake cleaner, “my favorite libation, just another flavor. [Non-AvE word, just in this context.]

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on My Favorite Libation

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