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Never-Sneeze

5/5 (8)

Anti-sieze. A compound for preventing damage or destruction to threads or certain threaded fasteners. “Throw some never-sneeze on there what for reducing headaches down the road.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Never-Sneeze

Off-site storage

5/5 (16)

Where you store some of your tools. Also known as your neighbor’s house because he borrowed the tool and didn’t return it.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Off-site storage

Pissy

5/5 (7)

Pounds per Square Inch (PSI).

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Pixies

5/5 (6)

Electrons.

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Percussive Maintenance

5/5 (17)

The fine art of fixing things through the considered application of mechanical pressure. Or commonly, bashing things with a hammer. [Non-AvE word]

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories noun1 Comment on Percussive Maintenance

Persuader

5/5 (9)

A hammer or other large and heavy object used for fine adjustments in assembly – See also, jeweller’s hammer.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories noun1 Comment on Persuader

Pokey Bit

5/5 (9)

A male port on a machine or computer, a plug which could be ‘poked’ into a port, or a probe tip.

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Pokey Bit Receptacle

5/5 (8)

The female port, socket or other hole which is designed to receive a pokey bit.

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Predator Vision

5/5 (8)

FLIR infrared heat sensing camera.

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Japscrap

4.14/5 (7)

What your daddy named his low-grade tools & material before China got into the game.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Japscrap

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