Category: noun

Internal Combustion Engine

Any IC or simple active electronic component now so commonplace that its price is negligible and its brand is largely irrelevant. [Non-Ave Word.]

Any especially large or heavy hammer or mallet-like implement. [Non-AvE word, but is an AvE joke since a real jeweller’s hammer is a very small, delicate hammer. Canadian spelling, as AvE is Canadian.]

A liquid pump, esp. for machining coolant.

A person who is who is extremely eager, zealous, or enthusiastic. [Non-AvE word, Canadian slang]

1. $1000. Kilo being the SI prefix for 00.

Reference to “Turbo-Encabulator product description – Pseudo-Engineering technobabble.

The material, substance, part, or object being worked on. Commonly referred to as being poorly or correctly induced (influenced/affected by) by the Angle of the Dangle. (see “Angle of the Dangle)

Person who hand works tree carcasses. Also known as a woodworker.

A store, often in the business of selling tools or other hardware.