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Askhole

5/5 (11)

meaning: an individual who constantly asks for your advice, yet always ignores it & does the complete opposite of what you told them to do.
Specifically doing exactly what you advised them NOT to do.

Submitted by: Gadget

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 22, 2022January 25, 2022Categories nounLeave a comment on Askhole

FINCL

5/5 (7)

FINCL

pronunciation: Fink-EL

meaning: Fucking Idiot No Cunt Likes

usage: Between the WOFTAMS & the FINKLs – I’d rather drink alone thank you

Submitted by: Gadget

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 22, 2022January 25, 2022Categories nounLeave a comment on FINCL

WOFTAM

5/5 (4)

WOFTAM
pronunciation: Woff-Tam

meaning: Waste of f@#king time and money

usage: That guy is a complete WOFTAM

Submitted by: Gadget

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 22, 2022January 25, 2022Categories nounLeave a comment on WOFTAM

50/50/90

5/5 (11)

Got a 50/50 chance that 90% of the time is WRONG.

Submitted by: Matt Donnelly

Author Jazz HandsPosted on January 14, 2022January 25, 2022Categories nounLeave a comment on 50/50/90

Away Mission

4.82/5 (11)

Something happening outside of the shop. Fixing something that’s not in the shop

Submitted by: Mason K

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 31, 2021January 1, 2022Categories nounLeave a comment on Away Mission

bohunk

5/5 (5)

A rough or uncivilized person who doesn’t know which way south is.

Submitted by: Matt Daly

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 28, 2021December 29, 2021Categories noun1 Comment on bohunk

Chooch juice

5/5 (5)

Grease or oil.

Submitted by: Geane

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 17, 2021December 17, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Chooch juice

Chief Engineer

5/5 (12)

The largest fuck off hammer in the shop

Submitted by: Marco

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 30, 2021November 30, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Chief Engineer

Red Nile

5/5 (5)

AvElish for NileRed, a popular chemistry YouTuber known for making explosive compounds, turning seemingly unrelated chemicals into each other (gloves to grape flavoring), and well produced explanations of the processes involved.

Submitted by: Ethan

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 28, 2021November 29, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Red Nile

The most ergonomic handle

5/5 (3)

The one you got built right in

Submitted by: Konrik

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 13, 2021November 29, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on The most ergonomic handle

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