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The Dew Claw’s last Saturday night

4.83/5 (6)

I wild time

Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 31, 2020December 31, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on The Dew Claw’s last Saturday night

Plug your nose and keep on lickin’

4.78/5 (9)

Keep going no matter what, even if it means getting covered in shit water while crawling under your house

Submitted by: Jacob Dutcher

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 4, 2020December 4, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Plug your nose and keep on lickin’

Yard ’em

4.5/5 (4)

Throw away. Junk ’em. Trash. Not worth saving.

Submitted by: Lloyd L Estell

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 29, 2020November 30, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Yard ’em

Double Dutch Rudder

4.57/5 (7)

“You scratch my ass I’ll scratch yours”

Submitted by: Caleb M

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 24, 2020November 24, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Double Dutch Rudder

Balls deep in some dirty seaman’s (semen) bilge.

4.67/5 (3)

Carnal relations with another man.

Submitted by: capman666

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 22, 2020January 20, 2021Categories phraseLeave a comment on Balls deep in some dirty seaman’s (semen) bilge.

AvE

4.83/5 (24)

AvE the new name of AvE channelle. It is Arduino vs Evil but shorter

Submitted by: Blendify

Author Jazz HandsPosted on September 30, 2020October 1, 2020Categories phrase1 Comment on AvE

Gotta piss with the cock ya got

4.97/5 (29)

You’ve got to use the tools or devices you have at current hand. Might not have the best tool, but you’ve got what you got, and that’s good enough for the girls I go out with.

Submitted by: Nik radano

Author Jazz HandsPosted on September 26, 2020October 23, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Gotta piss with the cock ya got

What’s the point of having the cock and balls of a bull moose if you can’t swing them around every once in a while?

3.67/5 (27)

“Use what you have”

Submitted by: Potatslavv

Author Jazz HandsPosted on September 2, 2020September 2, 2020Categories phrase1 Comment on What’s the point of having the cock and balls of a bull moose if you can’t swing them around every once in a while?

Industrial Lego

4.5/5 (12)

Interchangeable parts

Typically in reference to COTS (Commercially available Off The Shelf) parts readily available from multiple manufacturers and suppliers. Which can then be easily assembled into a complex industrial system.

Submitted by: Eric

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 13, 2020August 13, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Industrial Lego

What do men and beer have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

2.67/5 (6)

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Submitted by: Home Gamer

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 7, 2020August 7, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on What do men and beer have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

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