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Gun Jesus

4.5/5 (16)

in reference to the YouTube channel “Forgotten Weapons”

Submitted by: Rob

Author Jazz HandsPosted on July 21, 2020July 21, 2020Categories phrase1 Comment on Gun Jesus

The problem is between the seat and the steering wheel

5/5 (19)

The machine works fine, the one using it doesn’t

Submitted by: TheEmperor

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 26, 2020June 26, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on The problem is between the seat and the steering wheel

11 herbs and spices

4.94/5 (17)

The secret elements not told to you by any market wanketeer

Submitted by: TheEmperor

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 9, 2020June 9, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on 11 herbs and spices

Chuck it in the fuckit-bucket

5/5 (20)

Disposing of an unsuccessful project or low quality item that broke without even trying.

Submitted by: muh1h1

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 9, 2020Categories phrase1 Comment on Chuck it in the fuckit-bucket

Keep yer dick inna vise

4.91/5 (23)

A common sign off, drived from the Canadian term “ keep yer stick on the ice” something you would say to your buddy as a fairwell and be safe/ stay outta trouble or in its origin don’t get a high sticking penalty. The original phrase was made famous by our Canadian patron Saint Red Green!

Submitted by: Matthew

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 9, 2020June 9, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Keep yer dick inna vise

Fart and let the smoke out

4.91/5 (11)

When a tools fails and shits the bed, giving way to the presence of smoke.

Submitted by: aVefan

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 22, 2020May 22, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Fart and let the smoke out

Hooper-Juped

4.77/5 (13)

Something that worked but is now broken and cannot be repaired.
“That zebra strip is hooper-juped so you throw it right in the fuck-it bucket”

Submitted by: Ian Yates

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 21, 2020May 21, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Hooper-Juped

Frozen shithole of Hoth

4.94/5 (17)

Canada

See also: Canaderp, Canuckistan

Submitted by: Ace

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 27, 2020April 27, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Frozen shithole of Hoth

Hey mister want to buy my thermister

1.9/5 (10)

Referring to a thermostat electrical component

Submitted by: Parker Smith

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 20, 2020April 20, 2020Categories phrase2 Comments on Hey mister want to buy my thermister

The old jazz hands routine on the gargling machine

2.95/5 (22)

Searching the internet on a phone

Submitted by: Parker Smith

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 20, 2020April 20, 2020Categories phrase1 Comment on The old jazz hands routine on the gargling machine

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