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Festering Stool

5/5 (6)

1. Festool. German power tool company. Subject of at least two BOLTRs.

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Cuntstain Targlide – Tungsten Carbide

5/5 (24)

1. The paragon of materials. Also pronounced cuntstain tongue-glide.

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Eat-A-Fruit

5/5 (3)

1. Adafruit, specialist electronics supplier Incl. Arduino & the Raspberry Pi.

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Chris

5/5 (2)

1. The name AvE has used to refer to himself.

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Crappy Tire

4.67/5 (3)

1. Canadian Tire, an auto parts retailer/hardware store/general merchandiser. Synonyms: Cambodian Dire, Cambodian Tire, Ukrainian Tire, Crafty Liar. [Non-AvE word Canadian slang.]

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Big Bertha

4.67/5 (6)

1. AvE’s biggest vise. 2. Euphonious phrase for biggest example of something in its class [non AvE word.]

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Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

4.71/5 (7)

The Black and Decker tool company. Variations: Hack and Wrecker, Whack and Pecker, Smack and Checker, Sack and Pecker.

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Canadian Peso

5/5 (2)

1. Canadian Dollar 2. Reference to Canada’s devalued currency. Also called Canuckistan Kopeks, a reference to former soviet currency.

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[The] Alley Express

5/5 (4)

Online “Chinese junk” retailer, AliExpress.

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Better Three Quarters

4.57/5 (7)

AvE’s wife. Derived from “My Better Half.”

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