Farmers use adjustable wrenches for everything
Submitted by: Nate
kachunk-kachunk machine
die cutter / press cutter
Submitted by: hsoma
Dolphin Slayer
Plastic pack rings – known in the industry as hi-cones or yokes – are connected plastic rings used to hold together multi-packs of canned drinks, particularly beers.
Submitted by: Gleb
Plug your nose and keep on lickin’
Keep going no matter what, even if it means getting covered in shit water while crawling under your house
Submitted by: Jacob Dutcher
Yard ’em
Throw away. Junk ’em. Trash. Not worth saving.
Submitted by: Lloyd L Estell
Chinglish
The language that instruction manuals are commonly printed in while being adorned with various cancer warnings and stick figures cutting their dicks off due to misuses and failure to mail in the factory warranty card.
Submitted by: Randy Lahey
Double Dutch Rudder
“You scratch my ass I’ll scratch yours”
Submitted by: Caleb M
Balls deep in some dirty seaman’s (semen) bilge.
Carnal relations with another man.
Submitted by: capman666
Two hundred pound gorilla
The operator of any tool.
Submitted by: Alfred Bester
Tea Bag
too bad
“That ain’t tea bag at all”
Submitted by: momo