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Horrible Freight

4.46/5 (13)

Yet another nickname for Harbor Freight.

Submitted by: Erick

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 4, 2019Categories noun2 Comments on Horrible Freight

Electrosity

5/5 (13)

AvE’s pronunciation of electricity.

Submitted by: Erick

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 4, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Electrosity

Everdeadly

5/5 (10)

Eveready, makers of pixie containment devices

Submitted by: Erick

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 2, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Everdeadly

Jeweller’s Pry-bar

5/5 (19)

O-ring/seal pick. The work of a jeweller being generally very small in scale, in the unlikely event that he needed to use a pry bar, it would be scaled down to the extent that it resembled a seal pick.

Submitted by: Burt Cocain

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 2, 2019Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on Jeweller’s Pry-bar

Evil Omni Corp

4.95/5 (19)

A conglomerate. Big ass company without conscience, concerned with only profit. Wholly unconcerned with the consumer, the truth, providing a good product or care for any higher calling.

Submitted by: Peter

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 27, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Evil Omni Corp

Freedom Seeds

5/5 (18)

Bullets

Submitted by: Stanislav

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 25, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Freedom Seeds

Submit Rating

3.29/5 (7)

a.k.a. Summit Racing

Submitted by: Mark

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 25, 2019Categories noun2 Comments on Submit Rating

Freedom units

4.95/5 (21)

Imperial measurements or any unit almost exclusively used in ‘Murica

Not for you metrique fanboys

Submitted by: Joel

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 25, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Freedom units

Meathook Abortion

1.94/5 (36)

🙌 MEATHOOK ABORTION IS HEALTHCARE AND A HUMAN RIGHT

Submitted by: Bub

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 25, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Meathook Abortion

Sore Dick Deal

4.92/5 (62)

A deal so good you can't beat it (like a sore dick).

Submitted by: Jeff

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 21, 2019Categories nounLeave a comment on Sore Dick Deal

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