Wood screw.
Thou
. Common shop abbreviation for one thousandth of an inch; 0.001 “Seven sixteenths of course…7 thou. [Non-AvE word.]
Tap water
Just plain water from the tap. In Canuckistan it comes in big blocks you have to melt down. Not to be confused with tapping fluid. (Source and source)
Swedish Nut Lathe
An adjustable wrench, often used to inadvertently round the flats off of hexagonal head fasteners. See also; Thumb-detecting nut fucker.
Summer teeth
Teeth with a few missing; some’re here, some’re there. [Non-AvE word.]
Stone-Flinger
Lawn Mower; a machine used for cutting grass.
Sprung a Leak
Cut oneself; ‘draw’ blood
Springamathing
1. A spring, or something springlike. 2. To spring out.
Spearamints
Experiments
Son of a Diddly
Euphemistic variant of “Son of a Bitch popularized if not created by The Simpsons’ Ned Flanders [Non-AvE word.]