All-encompassing term for sources of cheap Chinese electronics. Includes BangGood, GearBest, AliExpress, etc., and some eBay and Amazon sellers. [Non-AvE word. The name comes from the electronics “retail capital of China, Huaqiangbei market in the city of Shenzhen, and its modern emplacement in the form of online retailers.]
Scandihoovian
Scandinavian, humorous. “As the Scandihoovians say, this thing is yunk.
Safety M’Glarses
Actual safety glasses or other eye protection that provide a protective chooch factor greater than that of safety squints.
Rocket Surgery
A play on words which mixes two common metaphors: rocket science and brain surgery [Non-AvE word]
Rip-ums
RPMs, an acronym for Revolutions Per Minute, a common unit when measuring frequency of rotation.
Retrouded
Retreated. “Gentlemen, we have retrouded back to the shop.
Red One
1. A common censoring of Red Cunt Hair, a precision machinists’ slang term for one thousandth (According to AVE’s ruler) of an inch; 001 “Now we’re within a red one on length. [Non-AvE word] See also, “Blonde One. Other variations include “Half Blonde, “Black One, and “Mediterranean.
Red Green
1. A Canadian comedy TV show that AvE gets many references from. Worth checking out.
Recycled Toilet Paper
Medium density fiberboard (MDF) made from sawdust and glue, pressed together at high temperatures and pressures. The worst kind of tree carcass product.
Rectum-frier
Rectifier