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Thou

5/5 (5)

. Common shop abbreviation for one thousandth of an inch; 0.001 “Seven sixteenths of course…7 thou. [Non-AvE word.]

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories noun 11 Comment on Thou

Tap water

4.88/5 (8)

Just plain water from the tap. In Canuckistan it comes in big blocks you have to melt down. Not to be confused with tapping fluid. (Source and source)

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Tap water

Swedish Nut Lathe

4.96/5 (47)

An adjustable wrench, often used to inadvertently round the flats off of hexagonal head fasteners. See also; Thumb-detecting nut fucker.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018January 7, 2020Categories noun4 Comments on Swedish Nut Lathe

Summer teeth

5/5 (2)

Teeth with a few missing; some’re here, some’re there. [Non-AvE word.]

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories adjLeave a comment on Summer teeth

Stone-Flinger

4.71/5 (7)

Lawn Mower; a machine used for cutting grass.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Stone-Flinger

Sprung a Leak

4.6/5 (5)

Cut oneself; ‘draw’ blood

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories expLeave a comment on Sprung a Leak

Springamathing

4.83/5 (6)

1. A spring, or something springlike. 2. To spring out.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories 1. noun 2. verbLeave a comment on Springamathing

Spearamints

5/5 (1)

Experiments

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Spearamints

Son of a Diddly

4.85/5 (13)

Euphemistic variant of “Son of a Bitch popularized if not created by The Simpsons’ Ned Flanders [Non-AvE word.]

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories expLeave a comment on Son of a Diddly

Sodding Iron

5/5 (2)

Soldering Iron

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 29, 2018Categories nounLeave a comment on Sodding Iron

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