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Grinders and Paint make me the welder I ain’t

4.92/5 (25)

Uncle Bumblefuck is admitting he’s not a very good welder. Although I think the weld doesn’t have to be pretty, as long as its doing its job holding 2 metals together, then everything is fine.

Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 19, 2021March 19, 2021Categories Expression1 Comment on Grinders and Paint make me the welder I ain’t

Power Fister

4.71/5 (7)

Princess Auto’s “good” tool brand, pretty much the same as Chicago Electric from the hazard fart. In the earlier times Uncle Bumblefuck did a BOLTR on the Power Fister Sawzall, and on the Power Fister air die grinder.

Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 19, 2021March 19, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Power Fister

Plum a’mma Bob

2/5 (1)

Plumb Bob. A weight, suspended from a string and used as a vertical reference line.

Submitted by: Skookum Choocher

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 15, 2021May 3, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Plum a’mma Bob

Cumstain tongueglide

5/5 (12)

Tungsten carbide

Submitted by: Esben

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 13, 2021May 3, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Cumstain tongueglide

slamazon

4.5/5 (10)

The bald guy’s online book shop i.e. amazon

Submitted by: am123

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 12, 2021March 15, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on slamazon

Popania

5/5 (4)

propane

Submitted by: Moose Lavigne

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 12, 2021March 12, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Popania

Carbonated

5/5 (10)

Two smoke, infernal combustion, “carbonated” engine.

Insted of carbureted.

Submitted by: Jack Sadler

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 9, 2021March 10, 2021Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on Carbonated

Two years old mother truckers!

4.9/5 (168)

Focus you fuck! We’re now two years old!

We’ve got over 600 entries so far and growing every week.

Thanks for all your skookum support.

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 4, 2021August 8, 2022Categories Uncategorized1 Comment on Two years old mother truckers!

Atodaso

3.42/5 (12) Short for I told you so

Submitted by: John

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 3, 2021March 3, 2021Categories Expression1 Comment on Atodaso

Hong Kong steamer

4/5 (3) Sex act

Submitted by: John belanger

Author Jazz HandsPosted on March 3, 2021March 3, 2021Categories nounLeave a comment on Hong Kong steamer

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