Very flat – as flat as a pancake (pannenkoek is Dutch for pancake).
Submitted by: Robin Kok
Safety squints engaged, and yer mother on speed dial
The 2 things you should always have before doing something dangerous
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
Burn your mother’s hausenda down
Burn your mother’s house down, usually said when something is a fire hazard
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
Dead tree carcass
Wood, mostly handled by car painters
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
Hakko 888D
Uncle Bumblefuck’s soldering iron, not skookum. I bought one because I thought it was skookum only to find out I had the same problem Uncle Bumblefuck had, there’s no time out so if you leave it on it will burn your mother’s hausenda down. I fixed the problem by adding in an Arduino and a relay, so after 10 minutes it will turn it self off and when you push the button it will turn back on.
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
The Haus
Uncle Bumblefuck’s $100,000+ CNC milling machine.
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
Grinders and Paint make me the welder I ain’t
Uncle Bumblefuck is admitting he’s not a very good welder. Although I think the weld doesn’t have to be pretty, as long as its doing its job holding 2 metals together, then everything is fine.
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
Power Fister
Princess Auto’s “good” tool brand, pretty much the same as Chicago Electric from the hazard fart. In the earlier times Uncle Bumblefuck did a BOLTR on the Power Fister Sawzall, and on the Power Fister air die grinder.
Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254
Plum a’mma Bob
Plumb Bob. A weight, suspended from a string and used as a vertical reference line.
Submitted by: Skookum Choocher
Cumstain tongueglide
Tungsten carbide
Submitted by: Esben