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Farmer wrench

5/5 (5)

Farmers use adjustable wrenches for everything

Submitted by: Nate

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 6, 2020December 7, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Farmer wrench

kachunk-kachunk machine

4.57/5 (7)

die cutter / press cutter

Submitted by: hsoma

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 6, 2020December 7, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on kachunk-kachunk machine

Dolphin Slayer

4.82/5 (11)

Plastic pack rings – known in the industry as hi-cones or yokes – are connected plastic rings used to hold together multi-packs of canned drinks, particularly beers.

Submitted by: Gleb

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 5, 2020December 7, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Dolphin Slayer

Plug your nose and keep on lickin’

4.78/5 (9)

Keep going no matter what, even if it means getting covered in shit water while crawling under your house

Submitted by: Jacob Dutcher

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 4, 2020December 4, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Plug your nose and keep on lickin’

Yard ’em

4.5/5 (4)

Throw away. Junk ’em. Trash. Not worth saving.

Submitted by: Lloyd L Estell

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 29, 2020November 30, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Yard ’em

Chinglish

4.92/5 (24)

The language that instruction manuals are commonly printed in while being adorned with various cancer warnings and stick figures cutting their dicks off due to misuses and failure to mail in the factory warranty card.

Submitted by: Randy Lahey

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 25, 2020November 25, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Chinglish

Double Dutch Rudder

4.57/5 (7)

“You scratch my ass I’ll scratch yours”

Submitted by: Caleb M

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 24, 2020November 24, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Double Dutch Rudder

Balls deep in some dirty seaman’s (semen) bilge.

4.67/5 (3)

Carnal relations with another man.

Submitted by: capman666

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 22, 2020January 20, 2021Categories phraseLeave a comment on Balls deep in some dirty seaman’s (semen) bilge.

Two hundred pound gorilla

4.93/5 (27)

The operator of any tool.

Submitted by: Alfred Bester

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 18, 2020November 19, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Two hundred pound gorilla

Tea Bag

5/5 (13)

too bad

“That ain’t tea bag at all”

Submitted by: momo

Author Jazz HandsPosted on November 18, 2020November 18, 2020Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on Tea Bag

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