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Ampacity

4.9/5 (10)

Ability to carry current. (portmanteau of Ampere & capacity)

Submitted by: Paul Schroeter

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 11, 2020August 11, 2020Categories noun3 Comments on Ampacity

The Stranger

4.78/5 (9)

The left hand. Relates to a popular joke about pleasuring oneself with the left hand so it feels like a stranger is doing it.

Submitted by: ZenZealot

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 10, 2020August 10, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on The Stranger

Angry pixie containment device

4.79/5 (24)

Battery, see also Bateria

Submitted by: Home Gamer

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 7, 2020August 7, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Angry pixie containment device

Jungle rot

4.4/5 (5)

The stink of new plastic products, right out of the box.

Jungle rot is more commonly known as the disease “Tropical ulcer”, discretion advised for the faint hearted.

Submitted by: Home Gamer

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 7, 2020August 7, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Jungle rot

alamajeezawhaz

4.83/5 (6)

a thingamajig, do-hicky, gizmo, etc. – used when your brain can’t rapidly recall the name for something.

Submitted by: Rollin Patrick

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 7, 2020August 7, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on alamajeezawhaz

connectagazoink

4/5 (4)

a thingamajig, do-hicky, etc. – used when your brain can’t rapidly recall the name for something.

Submitted by: Rollin Patrick

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 7, 2020August 7, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on connectagazoink

What do men and beer have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

2.67/5 (6)

–

Submitted by: Home Gamer

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 7, 2020August 7, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on What do men and beer have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

Pair ‘o dolls

5/5 (3)

Paridolia, the tendency for incorrect perception. For example: seeing tiny scared faces on Canaderp wall socket receptacles.

Submitted by: Home gamer

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 7, 2020August 7, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Pair ‘o dolls

Shituation

4.9/5 (10)

Like a situation, but Shittier.

Submitted by: Jay

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 3, 2020August 3, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Shituation

Dinges-end

3.2/5 (5)

Any type of tipped part of a machine

Submitted by: TheEmperor

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 3, 2020August 3, 2020Categories noun1 Comment on Dinges-end

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