A shit your pants incident
Submitted by: Jim Hartmann
What’s the point of having the cock and balls of a bull moose if you can’t swing them around every once in a while?
“Use what you have”
Submitted by: Potatslavv
Don’t mind if I don’t
A play on “Don’t mind if I do,” but with the opposite meaning.
Similar phrases include: “Hell, Fuck no,” “No fuckin’ way,” and “You, sir, can go fuck yer hat,” among others.
Submitted by: Aber Egal
Mao’s great rock candy mountain
China.
Submitted by: Tinkering Idiot
Industrial Lego
Interchangeable parts
Typically in reference to COTS (Commercially available Off The Shelf) parts readily available from multiple manufacturers and suppliers. Which can then be easily assembled into a complex industrial system.
Submitted by: Eric
Cunt hair (Australian vs North American usage)
In “Grinder Porn” regarding the DeWalt FlexVolt grinder. Uncle Bumblefuck distingquishes his use of the term as an important distinction, noting how offensive the North American usage is to his wife.
Australian usage https://outbackdictionary.com/cunt/
Submitted by: Karl Milhon
Ampacity
Ability to carry current. (portmanteau of Ampere & capacity)
Submitted by: Paul Schroeter
The Stranger
The left hand. Relates to a popular joke about pleasuring oneself with the left hand so it feels like a stranger is doing it.
Submitted by: ZenZealot
Angry pixie containment device
Battery, see also Bateria
Submitted by: Home Gamer
Jungle rot
The stink of new plastic products, right out of the box.
Jungle rot is more commonly known as the disease “Tropical ulcer”, discretion advised for the faint hearted.
Submitted by: Home Gamer