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tickety-boo

5/5 (10)

not tea-bag skookum
found in BOLTR-La Bomba 15:53
21 Mar 2015

Submitted by: jimbeaux hillard

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 9, 2020June 9, 2020Categories adjective1 Comment on tickety-boo

Captain Hindrider

5/5 (3)

Old school sailor that taught Billy the blue veined piccolo.

Submitted by: Coffeehunter

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 2, 2020June 2, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Captain Hindrider

Demonetized

4.8/5 (20)

Every video.

Submitted by: MikeWolf

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 1, 2020June 1, 2020Categories adjective1 Comment on Demonetized

Fart and let the smoke out

4.91/5 (11)

When a tools fails and shits the bed, giving way to the presence of smoke.

Submitted by: aVefan

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 22, 2020May 22, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Fart and let the smoke out

Wood nymph

4.18/5 (11)

(perjorative) an artisan or worker whose main medium is carbohydrate foam or dead tree carcasses.

Submitted by: Kelbo

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 21, 2020May 21, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Wood nymph

Hooper-Juped

4.77/5 (13)

Something that worked but is now broken and cannot be repaired.
“That zebra strip is hooper-juped so you throw it right in the fuck-it bucket”

Submitted by: Ian Yates

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 21, 2020May 21, 2020Categories phraseLeave a comment on Hooper-Juped

America’s favorite libation

4.27/5 (11)

Water Disperser Formula 40

Submitted by: Junior

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 21, 2020May 21, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on America’s favorite libation

Church Key

5/5 (5)

Bottle opener

Submitted by: Junior

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 20, 2020May 20, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Church Key

Retirement Plan

4.8/5 (5)

Rootin’ through the garbage

Submitted by: RJ Burns

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 14, 2020May 14, 2020Categories nounLeave a comment on Retirement Plan

Hard as a wedding night pecker

4.94/5 (17)

Very hard

Submitted by: Stephen Shanks

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 7, 2020May 7, 2020Categories adjective1 Comment on Hard as a wedding night pecker

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