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Droopy Dick Syndrome

5/5 (4)

Obvious Failure.

From: Debunking oily rag BS. Timestamp 8:35

Submitted by: Dooster

Author Jazz HandsPosted on July 19, 2023July 19, 2023Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on Droopy Dick Syndrome

bolts

4.75/5 (4)

volts

Submitted by: sigma11

Author Jazz HandsPosted on July 2, 2023July 3, 2023Categories nounLeave a comment on bolts

Crib death

5/5 (7)

Sudden terminal failure of a new tool/piece of equipment/product.

Submitted by: hayley

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 30, 2023July 3, 2023Categories nounLeave a comment on Crib death

Emerge-fucken-gency

4/5 (9)

Stuck in British Columbia

Submitted by: Keitaro

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 21, 2023April 21, 2023Categories nounLeave a comment on Emerge-fucken-gency

Nut Fucker

5/5 (11)

An adjustable spanner.

Submitted by: rofl

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 6, 2023July 3, 2023Categories nounLeave a comment on Nut Fucker

Automatic Thumb Detector

4.78/5 (18)

A hammer.

Submitted by: rofl

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 6, 2023July 3, 2023Categories nounLeave a comment on Automatic Thumb Detector

Chicken Stick

4.9/5 (21)

A non-contact voltage reader, used to safely read voltage without touching high voltage leads.

Submitted by: Angus

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 18, 2023February 18, 2023Categories nounLeave a comment on Chicken Stick

Himalayan nylon

3.75/5 (4)

It’s what the flooring guy is doing. Also used to describe cheap composition materials.

Submitted by: Dug

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 15, 2023February 15, 2023Categories phraseLeave a comment on Himalayan nylon

Po Dunk

1.57/5 (7)

Not just poor but po. And dumb to boot.

Submitted by: Dug

Author Jazz HandsPosted on February 15, 2023February 15, 2023Categories adjectiveLeave a comment on Po Dunk

Terry The Torch

5/5 (8)

Uncle Bumblefuck’s Oxy Acetylene torch. Made a Cameo in Oxy Acetylene cutting, Shake hands with danger and How to recover tungsten carbide from drill bits

Submitted by: Cockfordollie5254

Author Jazz HandsPosted on December 24, 2022December 29, 2022Categories nounLeave a comment on Terry The Torch

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