Contrary to what is usual, expected, or logical.
Submitted by: Deeds
Helping the rest of the world understand Uncle Bumblefuck
Contrary to what is usual, expected, or logical.
Submitted by: Deeds
Happening right away. Immediately
Submitted by: Geane
meaning: a useless tool carried by everyone
useless in that it does a variety of things but none of them very well
carried as the holder is usually the most inept of colleagues that everyone else has to cover for
everyone because the fucking worksafe lawyers, civil libertarians & millenials have screwed the world over so that Darwinism is almost illegal
Submitted by: Gadget
Oz: thongs
US: flip-flops
Submitted by: Gadget
(Oz) Military term: fingers
Submitted by: Gadget
a worthless boss who performs his job much like the rats of the skies…
contributes nothing, swoops in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything, helps themselves to any food, then pisses off.
Submitted by: Gadget
a worthless individual whose only contribution is their ability to deplete the usable oxygen within your proximity
usage: Jeeperz with all those oxygen-thieving cunts in the same room, it’s a wonder nobody has passed out yet.
Submitted by: Gadget
Military term; An evil mythical creature that whispers advice and ideas into the ears of military leadership, causing hundreds unnecessary changes and countless wasted man-hours every year.
When idiots in charge with no appreciation for how a task is actually done or grasp of reality… have notions of taking superfluous additional equipment along or process step changess “just in case”, that are pointless, unneccessary, time-wasting, resource inefficient or down right dangerous to the actual operators/workers performing the task. Normally generated out of desperation to contribute something to another oxygen-thieving meeting with an over-abundance of ‘buzzwords’ so that they appear to be a savvy go-getter.
Submitted by: Gadget
meaning: an individual who constantly asks for your advice, yet always ignores it & does the complete opposite of what you told them to do.
Specifically doing exactly what you advised them NOT to do.
Submitted by: Gadget
meaning: someone whose organisational skills are well above average.
Usage: “As far as Project Managers go – she’s got her shit in one sock.”
Submitted by: Gadget