Canadian Tire retail chain.
Submitted by: Erick
Aluminimum
Portmanteau of aluminum or aluminium and minimum. Aluminimum bolts are not skookum as frig.
Submitted by: Erick
Fap-off
Snap-on tools
Submitted by: Kristofer Svanholm
Jeezeless Clip
A retention clip or retaining clip.
Submitted by: Shizzle
Springin Sproingin
To fly off in any direction when tension is released.
Submitted by: Shizzle
Springin Sproingin
A spring, usually one held in tension that will go flying off when a tool is opened up.
See also: Springin Sproingin (v)
Submitted by: Shizzle
Family planning in a can
1. WD-40
Submitted by: Yoshi
Theft Deterrent
Built-in feature of most Makita tools. i.e., their teal color.
Submitted by: Scuba
Lung Dart
Cigarette
Submitted by: Carnitas
Turd Herder
Also known as a plumber.
Submitted by: Corey Davis