Imperial measurements or any unit almost exclusively used in ‘Murica
Not for you metrique fanboys
Submitted by: Joel
Meathook Abortion
🙌 MEATHOOK ABORTION IS HEALTHCARE AND A HUMAN RIGHT
Submitted by: Bub
Sore Dick Deal
A deal so good you can't beat it (like a sore dick).
Submitted by: Jeff
Saskatchewan Loctite
When you cross thread a farstner but continue installing, you've just made Saskatchewan Loctite
Submitted by: Not Sure
Gription
Like friction, but with more grippiness.
Submitted by: Mark
Borsh
“Borsh” aka BOSCH, is a German multinational engineering and electronics company. Uncle Bumble fuck have used this word when talking about a product from the Bosch brand. Also, Borsh or Borscht is a kind of soup, mainly found in Easter European or Slavic countries.
Submitted by: Stanislav
Keep yer dick in a vise
A well wishing as one departs from the end of the Vjayos. Co-opted from the original Canadian Bumblefuck, RedGreen. Who’s tagline was “Keep your stick on the ice.”
Healing bench
Workbench. Where broken or disassembled tools are placed in hopes that they might spontaneously “heal” over time.
Submitted by: Chiefnutz
Plumber’s Faucet Knurler
Pipe wrench
Submitted by: Ohannes Koseyan
Powder Actuated Pew Pew
Firearm
Submitted by: Curtis