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Factory Delete

5/5 (8)

Remove a component that is important but unnecessary for functionality for convenience. Ex breaking off a bent tab instead of fixing it

Submitted by: Tim T

Author Jazz HandsPosted on September 7, 2022September 7, 2022Categories verbLeave a comment on Factory Delete

S&M

5/5 (8)

The wife does not ask me why we are so into S&M. She sleeps and I masturbate.

Submitted by: Yari

Author Jazz HandsPosted on August 1, 2022August 2, 2022Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on S&M

reef, reefing

5/5 (5)

The application of maximum human effort on a fastener, lever or other human/machine interface, usually beyond design specifications and occasionally resulting in injury/damage to some or all involved components.

Submitted by: Steve Morin

Author Jazz HandsPosted on July 23, 2022July 25, 2022Categories verbLeave a comment on reef, reefing

Sore dick deal.

4.93/5 (15)

You can’t beat it.

Submitted by: Kyle

Author Jazz HandsPosted on July 21, 2022July 21, 2022Categories nounLeave a comment on Sore dick deal.

Ones and zeros plumber

5/5 (7)

An electrician / electrical engineer. Similar to the wrangler. Pulled from the BOLTR: Router Speed Controller.

Submitted by: Tim

Author Jazz HandsPosted on July 1, 2022July 21, 2022Categories nounLeave a comment on Ones and zeros plumber

Aesthetic acid

5/5 (5)

Acetic acid, main component of vinegar. Ethanol can turn into this. From 2-stroke engine breakdown.

Submitted by: Erick

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 11, 2022July 21, 2022Categories nounLeave a comment on Aesthetic acid

Very Tight

2.57/5 (7)

Tighter than a preachers dick in a calves ass

Submitted by: Blazing Saddles

Author Jazz HandsPosted on June 1, 2022July 21, 2022Categories ExpressionLeave a comment on Very Tight

Speak Castellano in a hurry

Appears to indicate something going wrong very rapidly, from ~4:20 in the Boltr: Dyson V9 Motor vid.

Submitted by: Garret

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 26, 2022May 26, 2022Categories phrase1 Comment on Speak Castellano in a hurry

“Known to the state of cancer to cause California.”

5/5 (21)

“Known to the state of cancer to cause California.”

Submitted by: Tyler Bowers

Author Jazz HandsPosted on May 15, 2022May 16, 2022Categories phraseLeave a comment on “Known to the state of cancer to cause California.”

Vagitation

5/5 (4)

Alternate take on vegetation.

See Making WOOD GLASS vidjayo.

Submitted by: SkookumYoda17

Author Jazz HandsPosted on April 22, 2022April 22, 2022Categories nounLeave a comment on Vagitation

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