When you cross thread a farstner but continue installing, you've just made Saskatchewan Loctite
Submitted by: Not Sure
Gription
Like friction, but with more grippiness.
Submitted by: Mark
Borsh
“Borsh” aka BOSCH, is a German multinational engineering and electronics company. Uncle Bumble fuck have used this word when talking about a product from the Bosch brand. Also, Borsh or Borscht is a kind of soup, mainly found in Easter European or Slavic countries.
Submitted by: Stanislav
Keep yer dick in a vise
A well wishing as one departs from the end of the Vjayos. Co-opted from the original Canadian Bumblefuck, RedGreen. Who’s tagline was “Keep your stick on the ice.”
Healing bench
Workbench. Where broken or disassembled tools are placed in hopes that they might spontaneously “heal” over time.
Submitted by: Chiefnutz
Plumber’s Faucet Knurler
Pipe wrench
Submitted by: Ohannes Koseyan
Powder Actuated Pew Pew
Firearm
Submitted by: Curtis
Hot metal glue gun
Welder
Submitted by: Joel
Rapid onset lead poisoning
Being killed by a gunshot
Submitted by: Joel
Fajita Grinder
“This cordless grinder never gonna replace your nutricious, delicious fajita grinder.”
– talking about Makita
Submitted by: Jakob