Big City
Submitted by: Eric
Orff
“Orff.” Opposite of “On.”
8:18
Submitted by: chuckaroo
Sasaktchewan Socket Wrench
Adjustable Wrench/Crescent Wrench. See: “Nut Lathe” or “Thumb Detecting Nut Fucker”
Submitted by: Jeff L.
Ass Load
How AvE converts a “shit ton” to Metric.
Example: A “shit ton” would be “2.2 ass loads for you continental metric boys”.
Submitted by: Bud Inski
Stiction
Similar to gription in that it’s end result is friction, however the modus operandi is sticky instead of grippy.
Submitted by: Leslie
Keep Your Dick in a Vise
Until next time, bye for now.
Submitted by: Colin
Zap-Strap
Backwoods Canadian for zip-tie.
Submitted by: Seth
Nut Lathe
Adjustable wrench, used for making hexagonal fastener heads perfectly round.
Submitted by: Vacant No Name
If your welds sound like bacon you’re doin’ just fine. If they smell like bacon, partner, you’re on fire.
A little non-secatur advice what fer using all 2 senses when welding.
Submitted by: Vacant No Name
Belt-and-Suspenders
Redundancy
Submitted by: Vacant No Name